I am in the middle of one of the most difficult and obstinate poos in living memory
I just popped in to say that. Shortly (I hope) I'm going to my best friend's house to discuss why men are all bastards over wine. There may discussing of fashion, manicures and hair-braiding also, before anyone says it. I needed a good, manly poo first to counterbalance this.

Worryingly, although it has taken me some time to type this, I don't feel any closer to finishing my poo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:19, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think you need more fibre in your diet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I can hardly go and get some now
I'm turtling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Keep a supply of All Bran by the toilet, that'll be hygienic and practical.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

You had a tricky one yesterday, didn't you?
I think you need more bran
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Men are definitely bastards over wine.
For example, were there somebody else here, I would be ranting at them about how this Malbec, whilst being very nice, is not a patch of my habitual Rioja and why, in exacting detail, this makes the hypothetical somebody else a cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)