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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FIne
if no one else is going to start an evening thread, I will

Mostly just to go on about the fact that I will have a HOUSE TOMORROW!!

The first thing I will do it hammer a nail into the wall. 17 years of renting houses, I need to hammer nails and paint walls.

A question? How about What is awesome about houses? What is the best colour? What the hell are you up to? What is the square root of the biggest cubist tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:22, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
totally sympathy replying myself
I like purple. Also red.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)
I'm fond of brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Golden brown?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Chocolate brown.
Golden brown reminds me of runny dog poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
The best thing about a house is that you can hide inside and never leave so that the cruel world can't continuously judge you on what a fat ugly mess you are
boohoohoohoo
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)
sweet!
I can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Don't forget the cats !!
Or the sign in elven that says welcome to Imladris
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)
swap cats for guinea pigs
that sign is a great idea. Think I will do that. Also replicas of those massive statues from The Two Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Cool when the postie comes round with your latest plastic sword you can answer the door as Elrond Lord of Rivendell drawn by your chariot of guinea pigs
he'll love that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)
i think I love you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)
All power to you babe.
Congratulations, You can now refit the windows, build a conservatory/extension, and convert the loft, if you wish.

Property. A foundation stone of a free society....
*Land of Hope and Glory plays softly in backround*
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
oh god.
Now you've made it sound bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I'll make you feel better
This evening, I'm not at the gym I'm in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)
things are back to normal :)
so, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I'm waiting on a pint
As indeed a was the last time I posted.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
a different pint
or slow service?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)
You don't have to do anything. It is your freedom.
Sit back and relax.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I'm not sure what's worst about this
FreeFair using your joyous news as an example of why the increasingly shiny-faced David Cameron is a good thing, or the fact that you've just been called "babe" by a 16-year-old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
you have, in a nutshell
why it made me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I am attempting to cure a cold
with menthol sweets and red wine. The theory is that I take one thing that eases symptoms, one thing that aggravates them and the cold gets confused into submission.

I am a fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)
you certainly
are
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)
I went for a haircut today.
You know, at a barber's.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
what a guy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
I am in the middle of one of the most difficult and obstinate poos in living memory
I just popped in to say that. Shortly (I hope) I'm going to my best friend's house to discuss why men are all bastards over wine. There may discussing of fashion, manicures and hair-braiding also, before anyone says it. I needed a good, manly poo first to counterbalance this.

Worryingly, although it has taken me some time to type this, I don't feel any closer to finishing my poo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I think you need more fibre in your diet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
I can hardly go and get some now
I'm turtling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Keep a supply of All Bran by the toilet, that'll be hygienic and practical.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
You had a tricky one yesterday, didn't you?
I think you need more bran
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Men are definitely bastards over wine.
For example, were there somebody else here, I would be ranting at them about how this Malbec, whilst being very nice, is not a patch of my habitual Rioja and why, in exacting detail, this makes the hypothetical somebody else a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Even if you're renting just do what you want.
I've just destroyed my desk and wardrobe and replaced them with ace ones.
I'm about to put up shelves.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
we once took
a broken sofa out of a house (broken when we moved in, landlord had said it was OK) but then ended up being sued by him. I take no chances, I've lost too many bonds in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I phoned up the landlord the other day.
I said I ain't lugging a desk and clothes rail 300 miles with me, he can keep them afterwards. He said as long as they're improvements it's fine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
ie he will keep them but deduct the cost of removing them from your deposit anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Congratulations on the house and enjoy the chips
Houses are awesome. They keep the rain off your head like a brick umbrella. Blue is clearly the best colour
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I've just had chips with prawn curry.
I'm in heaven right now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
were the prawns off, then?
and how are you posting from heaven?

and how did you end up in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Metaphorical heaven innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
they list quite heavily for their Thursday nights

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I'm going to build another house.
A man's not a man until he's got two houses. Or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Why? you can only live in one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Shit. I never thought of that.
I suppose I'll have to let other people live in one of them in exchange for money or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
B3ta is a hotbed of entrepreneurial spirit and daring-do

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
derring-do
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Hey there Errol Flynn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)
hello filthy gorgeous
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Ill :(
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)

The expression logically should be “feats of daring-do” because that’s just what it means: deeds of extreme daring. But through a chain of misunderstandings explained in the Oxford English Dictionary, the standard form evolved with the unusual spelling “derring-do,” and “daring-do” is an error.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)
muchas gracias
for this superb explanation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I have the internet to thank

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
i'd like to thank my parents.... god.... the internet..........

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
without the internet I wouldn't lack half the social skills that I don't have today, cheers
i have seen lots of naked people making noises and doing stuff to each other so it's not all been bad
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)
i thought you'd never been to a LOLB4SH?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is how I imagine them to be, so I'll maintain the 100% non attendance record
www.flickr.com/photos/swaza/445996281/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)
a red-blooded male like you, HOW could you resist?
www.flickr.com/photos/rusling/5630153567/in/set-72157626402103663/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Hahaha!
Is that Matt Lucas?

I'm a red blooded male and everything, but I'm pretty sure I'd turn that down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)
why would you be so fucking horrifically mean?
poor matt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
It's lucky she has such a pleasant personality.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
It's Baldmonkey in a wig innit
Just like that Star Trek alternate world gig
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)
facially maybe you make a good point
but nowhere would sell wigs like that. it's like a form of self-harm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Yeah, I can see where Darth went wrong with his blue rinse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
better than that used tampon ropey pink stuff, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
She's even more repulsive than her online persona suggests.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Steady on there Mr Pot/Kettle

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
lolwut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is the internet
we're all repulsive physically and mentally. With the obvious exceptions; I have heard though have no evidence that Kroney is a stunning piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I looked him up on facebook and can categorically report that he is not as you have described him.
And I am not repulsive, either physically or indeed mentally.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Matter of opinion old chap
we have no proof either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Steady on!
Kroney is ok but he lacks a broad back and any facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
and he's no longer the
perfect physical specimen, as documented by himself, above
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I have no idea what he looks like I'm afraid
though I'm sure with a minimum amount of stalking I could find out. I would point out that no facial hair is a plus
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Whatever floats your boat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Woah woah woah
Steady on, when did this become Kroney-bashing day?

My back is broadish, though looks less so than my measurements suggest due to my fucking huge head.

But yeah, I'm ok. I'm not a stunning piece of work. I'm not sure where that came from as all that's been said online is "hotter than I thought" which entirely depends on how ugly the person thought I was going to be the first place.

:((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I wasn't bashing you.
Not in the least bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Whatever you say, mate
it's easy to slag off the guy with the narrow back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Lol
Just kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Haha me too
I'm definitely not crying, that's for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
If it helps mate
Apparently I'm no George Clooney, but I look 'friendly'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)
whereas I was
"remembered more for my hat than my boobs"
(that wasn't Blousie, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Thanks for the solidarity, Jeff.
It's nice to know I can comfort myself knowing that there are other people out there that, physically, leave others faintly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Please see the above comment about repulsive internet people

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
It's a crazy idea but it might catch on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
My cure for the common cold is having mixed results.
I still feel like shit, but on the up-side I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Houses are fab, as long as they don't need a bunch of expensive shit doing to them.
In other news, I've been back to zumba for the first time in about three months. I'm fucking dying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Hips don't lie b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Neither do mirrors, unfortunately : (
The class is held in one of those dance studios with the fucking great mirror all along one wall.
I wasn't the biggest or most unco-ordinated person there, but I was definitely in the running. Well, waddling, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
did you dance to the birdy song?
`
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
As for houses, I'm doing up my spare room/library at the moment.
Sage green walls and some new beige carpet before I put up my new bookcases. I'm getting my sewing machine serviced so I can make new cushions for my rocking chair too.

I still haven't painted the kitchen windowsill that I've been planning to do for four years.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
oooh, nice
I like the idea of treating a house like a big art/craft project.

I also like that sage is for a library which will hopefully make you the same
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
It is a craft project really when you think of it.
I love sage green walls. I had green for one wall in my bedroom at my previous home. I love my home but I wish I was in a better state of mind to get things done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
I have a half-assed plan
to make a lightshade from crocheted wire.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
seem to have hemmed myself in with boxes
I'm not sure how I own so many books. 2 more bookcases to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I ditched about three boxes worth of paperbacks when I moved.
I know have space on my bookshelves for more lovely, lovely hardbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
i like paperbacks
and there are so many I just might read again. I ditched a few I didn't like a while back, but it's just so tricksy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Paperback is the wrong format.
Sorry to be the bearer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
nonsense
I want more stories for my money. Also, they are much easier for carrying round so you can read at any time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)
All typical arguments as presented by paperback lovers everywhere.
Hardbacks are better. Fact. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
style over substance
and you know what else? One day I will buy a kindle - so shove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Nothing wrong with kindles
but books are better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
it's all down to the content

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Hardbacks are for narrow-backed gay-boys

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Hi Beej *waves*
*Wanders off to eat biscuits ans watch Sherlock*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Tonight I am finding out what it feels like to be Quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I don't think anyone can really know what it feels like to be Quentin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
You're right, though.
I don't have facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I took 4 boxes of books when I moved
and donated 11. ELEVEN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
your space,your rules

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
damn righty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
have fun !

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ! HOUSE ! HOUSE ! HOUSE ! Oh man, amazing. Do you know something that I LOVE, right, are these shelves from Ikea, check these out....
.... imgb.in/fF

I've just invented a dish for a cirtain vegeterian guest that's coming over soon, I'm trying it out now, it's just baking in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Kewl!
Is that guest me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Maybe possibly ,)
I've documented this one up as I haven't blogged in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Baked pancakes stuffed with roasted butternut squash and feta, topped with emmingtile and baked.
imgb.in/fG
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Nomtastic : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)
_really_ good, this one's a winner =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)
pretty
I don't think I could handle going to Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
this, it's a labyrinth of bullshit.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Nah', it's alright there, just go during the week.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Two biscuit tins, I like your priorities.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Hah, savory and sweet =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is the news at 10 O'Clock
All men are bastards. Also, wine is excellent.

More updates as they happen.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Is this the best mate that you've previously described
as a bit of a slut?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Absolutely not
Although she now has the opportunity to do so, if you want her number. We've just started on her ex's expensive wine collection :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Alright Darth?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Evening babe
How's the closet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Spacious.
Plenty of room for two.

*winks*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Does she have a thing for disappointingly average-looking men
with narrow backs and no facial hair to speak of? If so, definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I think Monty has a girlfriend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Isn't your best friend a big fat lezzer?
But, the more important question is, did you manage to finish your poo?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Yes I did. Thank you for asking.
Am having a wee now, hence the reply; a brief respite from discussing why men are bastards, and justifying drinking their expensive wine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Make sure you shake it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)
As vigorously as possible.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
All over her FACE!
remember, she's vulnerable, so she should be easy to take advantage of.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Been there, done that, been refused permission to print details thereof on a T-Shirt
I like your thinking though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)
It's *sexeh* thinking!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)
That's no way to talk about Bella.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Never actually met the girl
Ooh there's a cat on me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Anyone ride a motorbike?
Is this awful or awesome? I can't decide.

i31.fastpic.ru/big/2012/0119/fc/a50986c74363186703af9db7f2c771fc.jpg

Also, evening! Top house-owners tip: If, after living there for 20 years, you look round and realise maybe you should have been doing housework, it will cost you quite a lot for blokes in hazmat gear to come in and do it. So set up a fund now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:35, Reply)

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