I don't trust teetotallers, they're weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Come, join me in a freshly squeezed orange juice and we can discuss this

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Fuck right off
you're ok as it is temporary.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I can't argue with that...

What made it worse is that during those months I was wierd and desperately boring. It's true what they say about 'Dutch courage' - well it is in my case.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I tried for a month once and just got more and more grumpy
stopped going out as I hated beeing around booze and not being allowed it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

It definitely gives going out a different edge
I get around that by staying home and rocking slightly in my pants
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Ditto...

I put myself under house arrest for the whole time because I didn't want to bore poor folk rigid about my diet progress and teetotalism, as they were the only things I had to talk about.

My friends were good enough to throw me a bash to celebrate my return to impending liver failure though, and I've been smashing it ever since.

I lost around 50lb over that time though.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)