He didn't think I was a woofter, he knew I had a girlfriend
but was trying it on anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This isn't helping
So you were boffing a minger and he therefore concluded that you wouldn't mind boffing a bloke?

I'd ask to see his working.

working etchings
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Right, it goes like this;
Met friends for booze at Uni bar. Met this bloke for he first time that day. Much beer consumed. He then tries it on, I say no (seriously, I did), he asks why, I respond "because I have a girlfriend", he answers as described above, I punch him. The end.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Amen brother.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I'm still surprised at myself, I'd never raised my fists in anger save the odd playground scuffle
He was a scrawny fucker which I think helped
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Bully!
You can't beat a bit of bully.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

well, every hole's a goal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

It really isn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

well, it is, but some goals are not necessarily any good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Tell that to the RSPCA when they come a-calling
Killjoys.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Every vole's a goal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

bestiality's best, boys.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Every veal's a goal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

This is going to look well confusing
l t
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Surreal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Don't mention goals
Sore topic round my way. Even more sore than my hole, before you say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I bet your hole is sore.
Scuze me, you said not to mention it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

You're posting drunk again old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Yes I am.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

You know how I can tell?
You haven't mentioned Billy Elliot yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Tappa tappa tappa

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)