I've travelled to lots of places, thank you.
I'd give you a list of the things I've seen, but it would be well boring.

Alt: No, but I've been sorely tempted at times. I bet I'd hit like a girl though, so it would never be as effective as I would like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Come on, list.
That was the thread after all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

But a list would really just be boring.
All of my travelling has been inside Europe, except for a few trips 'stateside'. One of my favourites is Venice, which is everything you expect it to be.
Rome was less impressive, though I got epically photobombed on the Spanish Steps, which made me lol when I got the pictures developed.
I absolutely love Germany, though, as it gives me a chance to gabber away happily in my second language, and I feel right at home there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Vielen dank.
I love Venice. Lovely place.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Ich bin 12 Jahre alt. Wo ist die Jugendherberge.
That's the only German I remember. It hasn't really been all that useful recently.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Hast du geschwester?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Geschwister.
/ex German teacher
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Ich habe eine schwester.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Und hast du Tiere zu Hause?
Was machst du gern in deiner Freizeit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)

That's HOT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Are you grooming me?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:32, Reply)

If you like, son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Hot dang!
I have to confess that I haven't been underage since the 1980s. I hope that doesn't spoil our blossoming online romance.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)

*stickstonguedownthroat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Can I swallow these crisps first?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Mmmmmm, pickled onion monster munch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Salt and vinegar Seabrooks.
That's it. It's over. I can't live with this kind of betrayal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Sea brooks?
Proper Northern crisps!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)

The only German I can remember is schwartzewelder kirschtorte
and I've probably slept that wrong, I just like how it sounds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Walder
The rest is correct. I think.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Schwarzwalderkirschtorte

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Haha being trapped on the sunshine bus doesn't really count as travelling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Morning darling
How are you this fine day?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Oh Em Geee!!!!
I am very very happy, thank you for asking. Had some good news this morning, which is making me smile like a mong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

You've got tickets
To see Jim Davidson on the pier haven't you...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)