The pariah pretends he knows
But he's just a professional builder - what does he know, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fuck all, that's what I know.
And I'll hand out Chinese burns or hair-rufflage to any damned fool or communist who suggests otherwise.
Aight?
Aight!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Just had a spin through the week's stuff
Then just stopped because Cavy has had another shout out on 6 Music.

Oh you 6 music whore.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

yay!
Tom Ravenscroft says I should paint my lounge orange
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I'm going to try this myself next week
This could be a competition. Trouble is there's a "Simon from Bradford" who quite often gets mentioned already and it's not me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I've been mentioned a million times
in the olden days I was on a few times each week and won a couple of competitions. There was one time when they came round to my flat to see if they could broadcast from there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Srz? Golly
Feeling overwhelmed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I'm like a celebrity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I didn't know "Annie from Swansea" then so it never clicked
Gaz on it's way
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm missing all the fun by playing Ludo with the bairn and the mrs.
That's all the fun I can handle at the moment ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)