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 rob
 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	 Yes you fucking can.
	Yes you fucking can.
 	Have you never heard of 'Bell's'?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:27,
	
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	 The cunt impresses his dinner party guest when he whips out the Morrisons five year aged whiskey distilled in Bulgaria
	The cunt impresses his dinner party guest when he whips out the Morrisons five year aged whiskey distilled in Bulgaria
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:29,
	
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	 'OK ladies, who's for a 'Claymore and Best-in cola'?
	'OK ladies, who's for a 'Claymore and Best-in cola'?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 *Waggles eyebrows*
	*Waggles eyebrows*
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:37,
	
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	 I knew Rory would be a Lambrini girl
	I knew Rory would be a Lambrini girl
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:38,
	
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	 Doesn't it have to have been distilled for a minimum of 7 years before you can call it whisky?
	Doesn't it have to have been distilled for a minimum of 7 years before you can call it whisky?
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 Not since his op, no
	Not since his op, no
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:29,
	
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	 Hahahahahhaa 10/10
	Hahahahahhaa 10/10
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:31,
	
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	 When I worked in the members club someone asked me for a Bells & coke.
	When I worked in the members club someone asked me for a Bells & coke.
 	I had to politely explain that it wasn't that kind of place.
Then he was kicked out for being a pauper.
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 Yes thanks for reminding me.
	Yes thanks for reminding me.
 	That was not my best night ever.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:33,
	
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	 And that was the last day I drank.
	And that was the last day I drank.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:34,
	
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	 *something about it being me*
	*something about it being me*
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:34,
	
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	 I don't have a problem with having shit whisky with coke.
	I don't have a problem with having shit whisky with coke.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:40,
	
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