Dude.
There's no coal left.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thats not what all the moaning anti-Thatcherites said.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I put it to you
that those dimwits genuinely believed that just because there was no coal, that did not mean they should not still have coal-mining jobs 'because their dads had done it and that was all they knew how to do'. As if ACTUALLY there was shit-loads of coal but THATCHER AND HER CRONIES closed the mines, with all the associated negative PR, just because they were cunts who fancied a LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

They closed the mines in the manner that they did because of a pathological fear of trade unions and publically owned industry.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Even though they were chock-full of valuable coal?
Really?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I'll let you read what I actually wrote.
Take your time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Hahah sorry trying to do this shit on the sly.
I'm genuinely not retarded, normally.

Ask anyone.


Honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I'm doing full spikey finger joey belming at you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Oh man I am SHAMED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Turns out full spikey finger joey belming gets you odd looks in an open plan office.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Maybe you'll be allowed to go home early because of your 'seizure'.
Flick one of your shoes off for added effect. They love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

PS there are some people I do not advise you ask.
I'll gaz you a list.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

No they didn't.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

LIES.
Thatcher just hid it.

Oh, wait..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

She hid half of it under Scargill's comb-over.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I knew she was up to something.
Well, something beyond the utter destruction of the blue-collar population north of Oxford, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)