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The man who invented Pickles has been promoting a change in drugs policy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16697637if you could stand before parliament and lobby for a change in the law or wotevs, what would you do?
alt: Some papers are suggesting Boris could run for number 10, but who do you think woould make a great or comedic PM and why?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:14,
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I'd ban thread stomping
I do think drugs policy needs a rethink, the current method obviously doesn't work.
i'd alos like to simply tax, benefits and services so that people aren't paying money to the governemnt, just to have it given back to them after being expensively processed.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:17,
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hang on a sec, i'm gonna compromise here
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:17,
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Ohhh you BITCH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:19,
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Simplify the tax system massivley.
Legalise all drugs
Reform credit ratings so that payment of rent is taken into account and that they have to notify you of your credit score for free once a year.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:22,
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I'd probably vote for you, you know?
Sadly you use too much common sense to garner much support elsewhere.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:28,
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Chompy for President!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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That wouldn't work
What if Swipe wanted to voice an opinion, he has her on ignore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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see above you can vote for me if you like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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Sorry, you are too much of a spastic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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I also heard that you are bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:31,
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don't forget the AIDS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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The problem is not getting people to agree with you.
It's to stop people voting for the parties they've always voted for because that's what their parents voted for etc etc. Stupid fucking public.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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the poverty striken retards of the Southern states of america who vote republican for example
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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Democrats kill babies and hate our country!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:31,
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What reforms will you introduce to prevent the stupid fucking public from ruining things?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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you'll have to pass a test on the parties manifestos before you are allowed to vote
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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I think some of the candidates might fail that one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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I'll have a small but dedicated team going through all news reports
and they'll check the facts, then once a month I'll expect each editors to come to downing street and explain their failure to inform the public accuratly.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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Hmm an interesting twist on how things actually are
I'm sure Gordon Brown spent most of his premiership fielding stupid questions about stupid things instead of being allowed to do his job. Probably because his predecessor helped turn it all into a big media game.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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Well, no
a very, very large part of it is that the public are extremely unlikely to vote for "some bloke" even if he has the best ideas in the country. Because he's just some bloke. People don't just always vote for the party their parents have, but they will always vote for a major party in the most instances, because a major party is the only thing that will have a say in the country being run.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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i'd want free toy helicopters for everyone
except immigrants
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:23,
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You'd give them real ones?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:26,
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yeah course or wahts the point?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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I read that as "a change in the law or wolves"
so therefore I'd like lobby for a change in wolves to increase the amount of Liam Neeson that they eat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:26,
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Isn't that a film... I think I've seen the trailer but not heard anything since.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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54% on metacrtic
I believe at one point he punches a wolf to death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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*puts on must see list*
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:28,
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I made have made up the punching bit, but you never know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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If you've lied to me... So help me!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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I too have been duped
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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QOTW - The Film
"I'd give it one!" Paul Ross, News Of The World
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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yeah he looks gandalf-y in the poster
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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It's called "The Grey"
there was a reveiw quote on the poster I saw yesterday that said "A MAN'S MAN'S FILM"
I think they may be a teeny bit over-compensating.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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I believe at one point he bums a wolf to death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:31,
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hahaha. actual roffle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:32,
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I'm currently on the phone to a customer, shaking with mirth and trying not to laugh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:32,
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haha, i like how she's been paying the mortgage for18 years
but he still cried when she decided to sell
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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How stupid is the wife to have been paying the mortgage since 1994 even though they were seperated
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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maybe she had mental illness by proxy, and thought she was starfleet
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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Poor Kroney's mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:54,
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that time i got in a bin and pretended to be doctor who, i got all confused from the lack of oxygen and thought i'd turned into a star trek character
Mr Sulo
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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I always knew you were a bent Asian
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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some people here were saying that the royal bodyguard is awful and i've never seen it
but tricky just asked if i saw it and said it was REALLY funny
concrete proof that its shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Anything with David Jason in is invariably shit with a cloying undertone of sickly sentimentality
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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even Angel Mouse?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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this is the internet and I'm generalising, I believe that is how it works
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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I do find it odd that
People like Branson are allowed to give their opinions on drugs and teh such like, where are his qualifications in Pharmacology?
Why not get that that geezer who was sacked back in he talked sense (and not nonse sense) regarding the harm of drugs.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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I believe Branson worked on a project with more qualified people
he is more the face or beard of the project.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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exactly, famous innit
so he's spokesperson for clever bods
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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Branson likes a smoke
The reason is: he is wealthy and wealthy people are influential.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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I went to school with his daughter, who just married some fucker from the smae school
it could have been me marry the millions...if i wasn't such a hideous social retard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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social retard bent
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girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Fucksocks
I have been zunged
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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or gay
or stupid
or smells
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Nice of both of you to come out of the woodwork with these posts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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I'm lurking innit.
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girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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or visually offensive
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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I'm pretty sure this is bullyen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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It's just too easy
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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I do have an appertite for destruction
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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i mean you could say to newbies here, welcome to the jungle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Let's not have a Civil War about this though eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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careful I might fire my rocket queen at you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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Well I am one in a million
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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He's a commissioner for the Global Commission on Drug Policy
Which gives him enough qualifications to speak to a bunch of MPs.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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This is the internet
We don't need facts, we need groundless opinions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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I did notice that after I posted
Funny how a phrase you have just read can stick in your subconscious
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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Ah fair enough
is he more qualified than David Nutt though.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Raise the Tax threshold to 20k a year and raise the 50% threshold to 200k, suggest a 0.5% annual tax on all total personal wealth valued at over 1 million and maybe combine or abolish other taxes too, but increase the rates of them.
Alt- Boris is a genuinely intelligent man, I would not mind seeing him as PM.
As to who else would make a great comedy PM, I give a typical reply.
Have a guess as to who it would be.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:42,
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Shut up until you know what you're talking about.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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So at what age, please tell, are people qualified to comment?
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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It's more about maturity and intellectual ability rather than age.
I expect you will still be a fuckwit when you've retired.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:46,
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If you are measuring Intellectual ability by Academic performance, I am perfectly competent.
Also, I'm not childish, I am able to respect other peoples opinions and the usual stuff.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:47,
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I'm packing some GCSE's too freefair, they bare rinse shit out bruv
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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I don't think anyone in Britain today
measures intellectual ability by academic performance - the top universities certainly don't and neither do I as an employer.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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so the average wage of £18,000pa and the majority of people under it wouldn't pay tax?
clever that, can't see us going bankrupt like greece there
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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We'd raise the rest through cracking down on corporate evasion and through the wealth tax.
Also, the resultant across the board tax cut would potentially produce more revenue, like it did when the bottom rate went from 40 to 20p in the 80's.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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I justified an opinion with facts. Yay!
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:59,
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How do you propose to crack down on evasion moreso than present?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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Make companies pay every penny they owe, hire more tax inspectors, simplify the tax code.
The way other nations do it.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Sounds like hot air
Britain has a relatively efficient tax administration system largely free of the widespread corruption as demonstrated by a number of countries within the EU, let alone the rest of the world
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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I'm using many of the Anti-Cuts protesters arguments here but using them to say reduce tax
rather than "Maintain/Raise public spending".
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:08,
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a stick wityh some poo on the end
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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How do you propose to measure everyone's 'wealth'?
Maybe everyone in the country can fill in a form every year.
And then HMRC could recruit 10s of 1000s of staff to process them all.
Oh wait a minute, this isn't really simplifying things, is it?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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Fair enough.
Maybe leave that part out.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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So therefore you can't raise the funds to remove half the country from taxation.
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1510405
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:05,
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Raise other taxes then.
Maybe put a 60% tax on all income above 250k a year or thereabouts.
It would be the same as Denmark then.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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You're just guessing with numbers here
Taxing a relatively small number of people earning over £250K at 60% will not make up for removing millions of people from taxation altogether.
Plus of course people on £250K p.a. probably already employ accountants to help to minimise their exposure in the first place.
Your numbers, such as they are, don't add up.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:13,
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They wouldn't would they.
It is only something that took 15 seconds to think up.
I didn't expect a full cost analysis.
If it really could increase the defecit I'd not do it.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:14,
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Ok, so you're talk pish then?
We agree.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:24,
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£1m pounds isn't very much, particularly if you live in the South East
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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I haven't decided on the specific numbers but the principle remains true.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Are you twelve and retarded?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:30,
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yes, yes he is.
well, he's about 15 and retarded.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:41,
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Fair enough.
I thought I recognised the unflappable confidence in nonsense of an adolescent.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:46,
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I've always said that they should open up school facilities to the public after school hours.
Like a collage that has evening classes. And people can give lessons on whatever they want on the basis that they give XX% of the class to the school and the people taking these lessons pay for anything they use and leave the room ready to use in the morning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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So anyone can start a class, even people who aren't educated.
For example, if I wanted to give lessons on website development, I could do so. The whole thing would be volentier based, I can charge or not, up to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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Phone your local schools and ask them.
You appear to have had a good idea that's been common practice since before you were born.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:45,
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I know collages do, but I didn't realise schools did.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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yeah, but what's to stop someone who knows fuck all about something
giving lessons and just taking your money and teaching you rubbish?
Gillian McKeith teaching nutritional biology for example.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:46,
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That's the beauty of a free market.
Charlatans teaching charlatans. A pyramid scheme of poo-obsessed new-age fruitloops.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:48,
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and their fucking keyboard player was a shit driver.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:52,
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That's one of the [what I thought was] revolutionary ideas behind it...
... it's not there to get a qualification on the wall, but to share knowledge between one person and a group. It can be things like a cleaner teaching people how to clean a house/do the washing/general 'life skills', what product to use with what, that sort of thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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I refer to my earlier point
what if the person concerned is a really shit cleaner?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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Then I reckon they'd get found out pretty quick and nobody would turn up to their lessons.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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I refer you to my earlier point
Gillian McKeith. I've not noticed her short of a see-through pot to shit in and then look at recently.
The problem is that people are retarded, therefore there needs to be some control over who is allowed to teach them. Ideally, people who aren't retarded.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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lots of schools do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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Oh, I know church halls do, and sometimes colalges do, but I didn't realise schools do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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Lots of schools hire out rooms like this.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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What I would do is
not stand before parliament and lobby for a change in the law 'or wotevs'.
Eff that, yo.
Alt: were I a voting man I would vote for Boris for any job you like. I think he's hilarious and he's a classical scholar AND posh and thus is 'a good egg' in my book.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:42,
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Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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Nah. You?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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Rather meh. Been to a funeral this morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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Sorry to hear that.
The lolz are usually somewhat thin on the ground at such events.
Bit like Al's hair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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I've often found funerals to quite lolworthy at the wake
depends whose died of course
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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You may be right,
I shall fucking piss myself at yours.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:33,
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hahaha
you git
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:36,
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W.E.M.
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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'Shiny Happy People' is shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:47,
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- Jonathan Ross, NOTW
***
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 15:50,
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Social policy wise.
I would encourage education in non academic subjects to be made available to every willing person. Trade skills, engineering, and physical labour are not a second class route to employment, they are valuable necessities. Not everyone needs anything more than a basic Academic grounding.
Once we've got a world class workforce with every possible ability richly represented, then maybe we will not need so much migration, and maybe we can see manufacturing and production return to the UK on the scale it was before its decline in the late 60's, but this time efficiently, properly and privately run for a profit without the old militant trade unionism. Japan and Germany show we can make good stuff and compete with China.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:22,
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Are you twelve?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:24,
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He's a knob
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:25,
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Does that make me a pædo?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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'Hi my name is Dr Shambolic
I like Bratz and ponies do you like Bratz and ponies want 2 meet?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:27,
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I'm placing myself under arrest
for the safety of the community.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:29,
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'Stop me before I strike again'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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Actually ... can you stop me after I've struck again.
One more for the road and all that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:33,
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'Thanks awfully.
Yours,
DS x'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:35,
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He is a 12-year-old knob.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:27,
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Mmmm, 12-year old's knobs.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:28,
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top noncing there.
well, it's not so much a nonce as a full-on paed, but, whatevs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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*fives self*
*returns to D Wing for my own protection*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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no, no they don't, not really (as in Japan and Germany).
at least not in the way you think they do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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Not just on price, on quality.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:45,
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Right. Firstly a lot of german "quality" brands are re-badged Far Eastern stuff
especially in electronics. Secondly, how are you proposing we magic a "quality" UK brand out of thin air, exactly?
They have a reputation which allows them to charge more to cover the higher manufacturing costs of first world labour. They aren't somehow "better" at making things, it's all an elaborate ruse that relies on brand repuation above all else. That being the crucial factor that UK brands are somewhat lacking.
People will pay more for an Audi than a Seat. It's still the same fucking car built, more or less, by the same people with the same stuff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF AMSTRAD???????
*pisses self*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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One more...
Restart the coal mining industry by forcing criminals to mine coal for free.
The problem of high costs evaporates, plus we have energy independence for a century or three.
Carbon footprint go to hell.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:52,
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Oh, man. This idea is special even by your Sunshine Bus standards.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:53,
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Dude.
There's no coal left.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:54,
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Thats not what all the moaning anti-Thatcherites said.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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I put it to you
that those dimwits genuinely believed that just because there was no coal, that did not mean they should not still have coal-mining jobs 'because their dads had done it and that was all they knew how to do'. As if ACTUALLY there was shit-loads of coal but THATCHER AND HER CRONIES closed the mines, with all the associated negative PR, just because they were cunts who fancied a LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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They closed the mines in the manner that they did because of a pathological fear of trade unions and publically owned industry.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:04,
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Even though they were chock-full of valuable coal?
Really?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:06,
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I'll let you read what I actually wrote.
Take your time.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:07,
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Hahah sorry trying to do this shit on the sly.
I'm genuinely not retarded, normally.
Ask anyone.
Honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:13,
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I'm doing full spikey finger joey belming at you.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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Oh man I am SHAMED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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Turns out full spikey finger joey belming gets you odd looks in an open plan office.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16,
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Maybe you'll be allowed to go home early because of your 'seizure'.
Flick one of your shoes off for added effect. They love that shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:18,
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PS there are some people I do not advise you ask.
I'll gaz you a list.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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No they didn't.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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LIES.
Thatcher just hid it.
Oh, wait..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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She hid half of it under Scargill's comb-over.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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I knew she was up to something.
Well, something beyond the utter destruction of the blue-collar population north of Oxford, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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You really are a fucking idiot.
Take yourself off the internet for a decade.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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Stop oppressing his basic human right to be a stupendous fucking dick, online, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:56,
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Fair point.
I'm a dreadful bully.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:08,
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I've been looking at Landfill mining this afternoon,
I think we can expect that to be a big thing in the next decade. As they get better at getting rid of the 75% which is just soil.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:56,
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Some estimates say for every 50 acre site there will be about 240,000 tons of steel and 20,000 tons of aluminum
$470 per ton for steel at the moment.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:59,
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see i wondered why they weren't doing this already
those shit heaps are like recycling goldmines
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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The problems seem to be
that there aren't any specific machines to mine scrap heaps designed. So they have to use normal earth moving equipment which doesn't really like having fridges dropped on it.
Plus asbestos and trapped methane gas.
Still those problems could be sorted fairly easily with a bit of thought.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:04,
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They should take 'urban mining' one step further and recycle Sunderland
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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do you know how when they recycle paper it comes out worse than before, so the toilet roll is really shitty?
imagine if they did that to Sunderland
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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Really shitty?
Recycled toilet paper is RECYCLED TOILET PAPER WITH SHIT ON?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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well if it hadn't been used before then it wouldn't be recycled
DUH
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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it's not usually recycled from toilet paper.
it's recycled from, well, recycled paper. So it might have Daily Mail on it, actually, so I'll take my chances with shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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i know and they wash it right?
cos i don't wanna be wiping my bum with no snot rag
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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altho sometimes i do with my own, for the economies sake
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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£900 per ton of alluminium.
I know I'm mixing currency, shut up.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:02,
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Don't lie.
You've been looking at Marmite mining this afternoon and we all know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:07,
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Nope, that's for later.
It's a fucking goldmine monts, you're talking about £10's of millions of pounds per landfill. If you can keep the costs down enough.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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It's something I've been predicting for some time, actually.
People will be going through that shit like Indian slum-kids and will not fucking believe what we used to throw away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16,
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right now your actually talking sense and everyone disagreeing with you just seems to be doing so for the sake of it
i endorse everything freefair says from now on
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:00,
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He's an idiot.
Why use prisoners for the labour camps when we have a ready supply of negroes, jews and homosexuals.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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cos thats morally questionable, but using prisoners isn't
the US do it alot, and they have a great human rights record
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:02,
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And don't forget China.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:06,
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they don't have prisons in china, they have wellbeing camps
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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I can't wait to migrate there.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:10,
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will you be back for the summer?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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It seems unlikely.
I have dissident tendencies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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then you mean emigrate, you fuckwit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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No I don't.
But thanks for your concern about my literacy. I'll take it into serious consideration in the event that I have a stroke and plummet to your level.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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YEAH YOU DO
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:16,
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F.A.S.T.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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i don't know what that is
so I'm going to immigrate to poland
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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French Anal Sex Toilet
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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where can i get one of those?
if i happened to be interested in taht kind of thing?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:21,
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They sell them in France.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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you mean the real france or France the shop?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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Your actual France.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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On the high street, by Netto's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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nah i am british
parents are italian tho, so not far off
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:26,
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Errr.
You foreign cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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santa merda!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:30,
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Hey - Santa is NOT SHIT, OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:39,
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I say use the negroes, Jews and homosexuals.
Although the benders wouldn't be able to do much heavy lifting, what with those wrists of theirs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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They do, I've heard they take prisoners on free trips to the Middle East
and then they take them wake-boarding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:08,
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Soppy yoghurt knitting liberal tree hugger cunts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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I blame Barak OSama and his muslamic rapegun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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YEAH.
I PISS ON er, hang on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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*lifts Barak OSama and his Muslamic Rapegun straight to the top of planned next band names*
Or, at the very least, it's a cracking name for a debut album.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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'Muslamic Rapegun' is good, I'll grant you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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