You wore a 'tuxedo' to a Burns Night supper?
Can you hear that noise?

That's oor Rabbie burlin' in his grave.

You wear a kilt, you flid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I will never wear a fucking kilt, EVER
All kilt wearers look like cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

This is completely wrong
You are wrong. And your face is wrong.

Even me - a bloody Englishman FFS - looks pretty damn good in a kilt. Check my FB pics for details.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

My face is indeed wrong but I think kilts look shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Honestly you should give it a bash
I only wore one for the first time about 6-7 years ago for a mate's wedding. I was the best man so I had no option.

Now I own one myself. Always looks good and it gets plenty of use.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

If I marry I shall wear a kilt.
I don't care if this makes me a jockney faker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

The only reason for this is your overly sweaty nutsack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I hate wearing a suit
and I hate that dreary 'which boring shirt and tie combo will I wear today' internal debate.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I've also got me own.
They are top, and a lot better than a fucking penguin suit for posh do's.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

"An Englishman who owns a kilt"
is the second to top yahoo answer for "what is the definition of a cunt?".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

don't see the problem if you live up here.
surely more of a cunt are those Scots who claim some sort of ridiculous tribal allegiance to a clan when the whole thing was made up about 200 years ago?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

They're the number one result.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)