My tea last night was pretty much orange and beige
but as it was Penne con Sugo di Salsiccie, I think I'm still so far up the middle class arse than I can touch Nigella's tonsils from the inside.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've exposed your hideous commoness by calling your supper 'tea'
did you eat it on your 'couch' in the 'lounge' whilst furiously text voting for Peter Andre to bum a wallaby in front of it's children?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

well, no, I was just replying using your terminology.
I'd happily watch a wallaby sodomise that Andre twat though, is that an option?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Ok, you're are forgiven
i fear a wallaby's cock would be too small to satisfactorally sodomise Petre Andre, maybe an emu could use his anal cavity as a hiding place.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Hahahahahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I got a donner kebab from outside Laindon station for my tea.
Although the fact that I get off the train at Laindon Station is actually enough to brand me with the common iron anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)