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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone has been very middle class on here recently, but what makes you a pikey? do you have a burnt out mattress in your front garden? Is your 'tea' sometimes made up of entirely ornage and biege foods? Are you from the North?

alt: plants are shit, the whole earth is covered in them, but put one in your garden and it'll die unless you smear fois gras on it's leaves and perform the third act from Aida for it everynight. Do you have green fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:43, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
sympathy reply : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Alt
Plants will grow in the correct environments for them... you are planting the wrong things in your garden Numb Nuts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
My dear fellow there is not a single thing about me which is remotely pikey.
YES I may live in the East End in a hovel and don't have two brass farthings to rub together and YES I'm from a broken home and have zero prospects in life and YES I have a liking for working-class music forms and YES I look like a medieval vagrant but upon my honour there is NOTHING pikey about me.

PS want to buy a 'Rolex' blud?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Money is so common

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I couldn't agree more.
I was raised to believe that haggling or in any way discussing money was extremely poor form.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
some very posh people actually have no money to speak of.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)
exactly my point, they may have an estate and massive house, but often no money to speak of

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
A massive, falling apart house that is actually worth minus money somehow....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Old money frequently = no money
My family are a classic example of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
So more accurately old no-money

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Only in the past 35 years have we been skint.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I smoke,
and don't have a job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
would you like a slot on the Jeremy Kyle show?
All you need to do is tattoo a skull onto your face and fame and glory can be yours: www.metro.co.uk/weird/855970-mad-dog-deon-gets-skull-tattooed-on-his-face
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I don't think they'd have me.
No ridiculous love triangles in my life. Let's face it smoking only really became pikey in the last few years, and not having a job is becoming more middle class by the day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
See tips above
What I love about that guy is how shit the tattoo is as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Fucking hell!
I think I'll give it a miss. I don't even have any crap Chinese writing on my shoulder. Tattoos are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I have no job and I think nothing of eating canned soup
Alt: I don't even own a gardne. I think in celebration of your pikey status Naked Ape you should buy yourself some plastic ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Ahh, well then, I can claim 2/3 of these.
Does this make me common?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Yes.
That and so much more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Die aristo pig-dog!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
*sets the hounds on CQ*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Oh I have a garden. Just not a gardne
Yup. Join me in being common as muck
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I ninja'd that ages ago, do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
It's now become gardnen. Well done

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
*sings "Common People*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Steady on old chap I'm not going that far

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
nope, can't think of anything.
Alt: nope, I'm quite happy to have kept not one but 2 spider plans alive. Conclusion: Spider plants are immortal.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
They are and one day, one day, they'll attack

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Everything about me makes me a complete filthy prole
apart from my current job, financial situation, my house, and my time in higher education.
My manners, my accent, and my views give me away as a state educated dosser.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Fuck off bert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Ugh. You arriviste swine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
RagstoRicheslols.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Also, fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Alt: something about LOLweed

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
i haven't had a smoke in years, quite fancy one now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I really do love it.
Much in the same way that I like fine food and drink - to me the world of MDs is just one more greedy-boy facet to my utterly unaffordable gourmet tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I put salad cream on chips
and have a cousin in prison.

I am well common.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Salad cream is great with tuna, better than mayonnaise in fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I don't like tuna, unless it's sashimi.
The tinned stuff makes me want to gag.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
So common...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Salad Cream is the most vile sauce known to man, I genuinely don't understand it's appeal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
You are the most vile sauce known to man, I genuinely don't understand your appeal.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
You are so right.
He really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
No need to get personal love, i was just suggesting that salad cream tastes like a povvo's sweetened spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Monty is kind enough to eat pineapple
*no apologies*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)
You taste like a povvo's sweetened spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Are you enjoying this game?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Are you enjoying this game?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Hugely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Is your mum enjoying being on the game?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
She enjoys have more money to spend on skag, so yes in a way she is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
*common fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Where I'm from, Skelmersdale is a pretty scummy place
However, since moving to Cheshire, I have lost 90% of any semblance of the scouse accent I once had, so that's surely an improvement?

Alt: Not at all, but I'm considering getting some chilli plants to grow this year...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I grew some once, harvested and used to make chilli oil
it never grew another chilli though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Did it work out well?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
yeah, took a long time though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I grew two plants.
Both fruits were good, but were already laden when I was given them.

I picked off all the peppers and ate them, then the plants died.

THE END
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
needs more bommyknocker.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)
it won't
chili plants need to be re-fertilised every year. So unless you keep a swarm of pre-pollenated bees indoors you'd be in trouble. and if you put them outside anywhere north of Watford they tend to die.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This could also be used to accurately describe women from Surrey.
Well, it wouldn't be bees you needed, but the rest stands.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
See! Stupid fucking lazy plants

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Oh that's a real place, I guessed Skelmersdale was some sort of nickname...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Skem = Skelmersdale = Shithole

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I could buy a 5 bed house around there, instead of a 2 bed I'm looking at

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I grew up in quite a nice 4 bed house
Where we were was quite nice, but were only a stone's throw (quite literally, we had smashed windows a couple of times) from a subway leading to a council estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)
can you really buy stickers from the shopping centre
that say "I've seen the wild dogs of Skem" after the feral packs that roam around? I'd hate to think that Maconie had lied to me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)
The Concourse?
I'd be surprised, it's a hellhole of chain shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I could buy the whole of Belmersdale with what I have in my wallet
and still have change from all my debts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

This place is less than a mile from my old house, there are some nice houses in Skem. Just not many.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
That doesn't look too bad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)


This where I grew up. The garage has arrow slits in it and a medieval tiled floor. The ground floor walls are about 4 feet thick. It was fucking cold but lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is where my folks live
farm5.staticflickr.com/4120/4755187176_16b520746e_z.jpg

The old servants tunnels still exist that lead to the stables and ice house which is now in next doors garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)
That looks jolly nice.
My brother and I had the servants' quarters when we live in the above house. It was freezing but it meant we got our own floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)
this has a building next door for servants
there is however a 3 bedroom flat in the attic, I here I am struggling to afford a 2 bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Truly ridiculous isn't it?
How I have ended up so close to destitute when my father had fucking servants when he was a boy, I do not know*

*I do really
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)
woah!
that's more than ten times what my house cost
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
'Belmersdale'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)
My tea last night was pretty much orange and beige
but as it was Penne con Sugo di Salsiccie, I think I'm still so far up the middle class arse than I can touch Nigella's tonsils from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)
You've exposed your hideous commoness by calling your supper 'tea'
did you eat it on your 'couch' in the 'lounge' whilst furiously text voting for Peter Andre to bum a wallaby in front of it's children?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
well, no, I was just replying using your terminology.
I'd happily watch a wallaby sodomise that Andre twat though, is that an option?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Ok, you're are forgiven
i fear a wallaby's cock would be too small to satisfactorally sodomise Petre Andre, maybe an emu could use his anal cavity as a hiding place.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Hahahahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I got a donner kebab from outside Laindon station for my tea.
Although the fact that I get off the train at Laindon Station is actually enough to brand me with the common iron anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Question:
Is "TV Psychic Rapist" or "Rapist TV Psychic" the correct title? I'm assuming he's not a "Psychic TV Rapist" or "Psychic Rapist TV".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)
What are you blithering on about, man?
I am not about to Google these words from work to find out what news story I appear to have missed.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)
that guy what nonced his kids and ran away to barcelona has hanged himself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Oh.
Apparently TV Psychic Paedophile is the correct term, so LiC was wrong on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
"Psychic Rapist TV" makes me imagine evil Edna on a raping spree around Doyley Woods

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Fucking hell:
"Eventually Smith, who appeared on TV programme 'Most Haunted', stopped trying to hypnotise the girl and simply went on to rape her repeatedly from the age of 13, the court heard."

edit: Although I'm fairly sure that sentence needed a better editor before it made print.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
The Klumps
oh you editing shitfuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You'd think he'd have known the hypnotism wasn't going to work.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
the power of suggestion does have some sway
some people are more susceptible to it than others, kids are problaby even more so
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
No, I just meant because he was psychic...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
psychich means mind reader not future seer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)
he could have read her mind and seen that she was unsusceptable to hypnosis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)
except that she was cos he got her to tickle his balls

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)
win win really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Hahahaha.
I'm not shocked often by B3ta but that made my mouth go '0' before I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
*wins the internet*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Take it.
It's broken beyond repair anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
I have no idea what I could possibly have changed
that meant 'The Klumps' previously made sense as a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
you said 'fucken hell:' and i turned that into a film title before you added the rest of your text

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
for some reason this has me lolling like a mong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)
TV Psychic Rapist
implies he uses telekinesis to violate his victims. So I'll go with the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Are you suggesting Genesis P Orridge is a rapist?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I believe,
it should be 'Psychic rapist who appears on TV.' Using TV as part of a noun phrase is too common for words. You should always use a relative clause instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
"whom"
Edit: Actually, maybe not.

Very definitely not, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Don't be stupid.
Psychic rapist is the subject, and whom can't be used as a relative pronoun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Yes.
You are correct. I self-moderated.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Nice ninja post.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
I edited, yeah
But I prefixed my edit with "edit", so you can hardly call it ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
I always thought the ninja part was the speed of the edit.
You learn something new every day. Sorry about the stupid. I really meant silly. It came across as a bit harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
It's only the internet, innit
let's bro-hug
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)
If we bro-hug it won't make me American, will it?
If not *bro-hugs*

If so *man-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)
No, but it will give Kroney an erection.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)
We're all sorry about the stupid.

Or 'NakedApe' as his friends call him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Nobody calls him NakedApe
/redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)
THATS THE etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Yeah.
Whom is this fucker, anyway, Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Haha fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)
But newspapers always shorten phrases to fit on the page with maximum impact and infomation

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

+mis
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
no burnt out matress
but those foods sound like my tea and yes, I am from the North. I also shop in Asda.

alt:I am ace at growing things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Thrush doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Oi!
I grew a lovely crop of mould, too. in my arm pit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I heard you grew a blue waffle as well.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
*shudder*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Bet that isn't the only time your whole body shudders!
Know what I mean? ;-)
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Are you suggesting Cavers has Parkinson's?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I often shiver with revulsion
when boys wink smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Are Sainsbury's and Lidl considered working class places to shop?
If so, guilty as charged.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I'm common
Because I watch association football and have been know to drink with people who wear Stone Island jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Association Football- A gentlemen's game played by thugs
Rugby Football- A thug's game played by gentlemen.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Players of both games are bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
So, so true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Algenon wouldn't play either.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Stone Island is less pikey and more "so 2001, darling".

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This post is incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
The new Shadow Range is alright.
And I'd actually wear SI if I owned any, but never in a million years to football. I'd never buy it again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Gotta be honest Baz
I have no idea what the expensive knitwear of choice is these days for a 'casual'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Neither do I, I'm out of ze loop.
I'd hazard Saint James at a guess.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Pringle and Farrah.
I'm telling ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)
But do you wear
Adidas kick or a pair of Stan Smiths?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)
When drunk I will piss in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
That's fine as long as you have an English country garden

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)
^best song ever*



*apart from 'Diarrhoea'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Suffocate ants lols
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I fucking love you Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Welsh shit garden

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)
You are from Monmouthshire, right?
Legally right now that IS Welsh, however pre 1974 it was English.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)
No I'm not, now do fuck off there's a good little mong.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I used to piss in an orange bucket when I was growing up.
In the north.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Is that why
You and 'Dear Liza' split up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Yeah.
That and the fact I used to spend the housekeeping on pale ale and lash out at her in frustration when I got home pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)
you were lucky
when we were young we lived in a paperbag in the middle of the road. had to work 27 hours in the mill and pay mill owner for permission to work and when we got home our father would slice us in two with a breadknife
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Oh t' four Yourkshirrmen...

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)
I wish I had haggis for tea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Get some.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)
i think, more accurately
I wish I had some like they make in the pub we used to go to for Burns Night. If I made it myself it would be shit, even if it only required putting in the oven/microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)
Oh cavey if you can't have dinner on the table how will you ever 'bag a man'
Do you include this vital information on your dating profile - can't cook for shit. It's best to be an honest indian from the start you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)
do you want me lower my chances further?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Have you tried lesbianism yet?
It worked for Biggers
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
the problem with girls
is that they have boobs. Boobs are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Dunno which is worse fat saggy old tittybags to compliment a nasty old hairy growler with a pong about it
or a cheesy knob hiding under a beergut with the faint undertone of badly wiped hairy arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Which one is you? I'll have the other one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I'll juist go buy some porn
my imagination is better than this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)
Orc porn?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Yeah, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1511921
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Have you ever encountered star wars larpers?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
no
not sure I'd want to

even in larp there is a hierarchy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
My friend norm has joined a club

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
actual live role play
or tabletop? I've never heard of a lrp version
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Dunno ill ask him, I think they dress up though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Fat blokes and birds in green paint rolling around on top of each other is not pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)
green ALL over

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
So you've never experienced paddys day stateside then?
Alright Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Fuck that yo I don't bother going out for that cobblers, fucking painful really.
begorrah
get some Poitín in instead
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Food of the Gods.
www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&field-keywords=bisto+chip+shop+curry+sauce&x=5&y=15
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)
I'll have to give that a go next time I feel like povving things up
You only really get that in the norf and shitty places like Stoke
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)

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