i think, more accurately
I wish I had some like they make in the pub we used to go to for Burns Night. If I made it myself it would be shit, even if it only required putting in the oven/microwave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh cavey if you can't have dinner on the table how will you ever 'bag a man'
Do you include this vital information on your dating profile - can't cook for shit. It's best to be an honest indian from the start you know.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

do you want me lower my chances further?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Have you tried lesbianism yet?
It worked for Biggers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)

the problem with girls
is that they have boobs. Boobs are rubbish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Dunno which is worse fat saggy old tittybags to compliment a nasty old hairy growler with a pong about it
or a cheesy knob hiding under a beergut with the faint undertone of badly wiped hairy arsehole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Which one is you? I'll have the other one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Both

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)

I'll juist go buy some porn
my imagination is better than this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Orc porn?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Yeah, why not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1511921
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Have you ever encountered star wars larpers?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

no
not sure I'd want to

even in larp there is a hierarchy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

My friend norm has joined a club

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

actual live role play
or tabletop? I've never heard of a lrp version
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Dunno ill ask him, I think they dress up though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Fat blokes and birds in green paint rolling around on top of each other is not pleasant

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

green ALL over

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

So you've never experienced paddys day stateside then?
Alright Rory?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Fuck that yo I don't bother going out for that cobblers, fucking painful really.
begorrah
get some Poitín in instead
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)