Any holes a goal sweetie.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Just winding you up hon.
She'll be back to being a sex kitten before you know it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Yeah I know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Of course she will
I mean, look at me - there are only six years between my two kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Thanks for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Are you suggesting
that Battered's wife's arse is

a) 20 foot wide
b) contained with a loose net and
c) has thousands of bellowing proles screaming behind it every week?

Because you shouldn't, if indeed you are. Even if it is true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I would be more concerned about 11 blokes aiming at it than a load of spectators watching

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:37, Reply)