I'm not too fond of kidney beans, but they sound good.
Were they quite heavy?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Indeed...

Not a massive fan of kidney beans myself but they worked when part of this ensemble.

However, the first few 'quacks of doom' have begun...and I don't think they're going down too well with the rest of the people in the office...(some of which are now trying to cut their own noses off with their keyboards as we speak).
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I had some rather evil ones the other day
Sadly I was off work, so I couldn't even share them with others.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Shame...

Also, my gleeful shouts of 'sew a button on that!' are only reinforcing my position as 'least popular cunt in the workplace'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I'm currently 'the cunt with the silly walk'
Turns out silky underwear is NOT as comfortable as I'd expected.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Silk sheets too...

They sound all sexeh...but it's like sleeping on an ice-rink

with obligatory suspicious stains in the middle
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I used to have a satin duvet cover, that was very comfy
Fucking freezing when you got into it though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I managed to fart out the tune of "We buy any car dot com" the other day. I was delighted.
My wife was not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

*applauds*...

I genuinely think I would rather listen to that than watch the X-Factor...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

My local genius Indian chef does a dish called Dal Kabila
Described on the menu as "kidney beans cooked to perfection"
It is an accurate description.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)