Nope. The in-joke is that I'm a raging bender.
(As started, quite accidentally, by the woman who is now my girlfriend, no less...)

The Wenlock is a regular and very local boozer, and free of bum-jockeys last time I checked*.

*_{'Checked': hung around in the gents' near closing time waiting for 'business.' Seriously, it was so fruit-free I dozed off and realised I'd been locked into the place...that was an awkward one to explain to the cleaner the following morning.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well, as a 19th century dragoon, I imagine you're used to a sore arse.

( Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Unlike me, a C19th drug goon...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Pfft.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)