I also have a bit of a thing for lady newsreaders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's just sad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Well, Bruce and Williams.
And Rachel Riley.

Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Rachel Riley...
I'd do...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Get in the queue Grandad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I'm bigger than you lad.
One strike of my mighty fist would take you out of the Riley queue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are not, in any way, bigger than me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I am wider and heavier than you

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Evening TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Now then Dogboy.
Your holiday thing - move across to the left, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

You mean slower and fatter?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Moira Stewart?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Not my type.
Though I do like black birds (I nearly typed sistas but that would cause Bertloz). Favourite black bird at the moment is her that plays Denise on EastQuenders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)