For cock's sake.
New thread, right here. VALIDATE ME!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:43, 99 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

VALIDATES HARD!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Oh baby that's hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I know what papa likes.
What you been up to?
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

This and that.
Job's going well. I am still extraordinarily handsome and chicks dig me.

And JAMC just popped up on my playlist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Hooray!
What's the new job? I forget.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Compliance.
Financial Promotions officer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

No idea what that is but if you're happy then I'm happy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It's FSA regulations.
And my director is a milfy redhead with a cheeky smile. She digs my work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

WooHoo! : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

are we alone in here?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Looks like it.
You, me and whoever is modding us.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Kinky.
Joy Division always give me butterflies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Seen Monty's hip hop link below?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I sho have.
This is what tune I have on the now:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiYx9KFA57g

I used to play this out a lot when I DJed. Layer the intro over some breaks, then cut the other record just when the vocals drop. I love getting cheered for playing records.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I can imagine.
Buzzing off the crowd. I always thought that it was a two way street when you're dj'ing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Totally.
Just getting cheered for playing something they've never heard or weren't expecting is fucking ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

*zips up, leaves*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

You too?
Oh baby that's hot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Alright Fruitella.
I've just got back from exercise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

you are showing us up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I know.
And I've been exercising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Hey! I'm back!
today I have found out that
a) I should not have put off topping up the gas meter
b) Where my fusebox is
c) What an FCU is
d) that I need a 13A fuse

Owning a house has a fairly steep learning curve. I suspect soon I will learn that I shouldn't have just scraped the wall paper border all over the place
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Forget the wall paper
get them to take the pay-as-you-go meter right the fuck out of the house and put you on a proper grown-up tariff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I am going to
as soon as I've moved in. I had one in a rented house, they suck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I had a coin-operated one as a stoodent.
You could unlock the coin box with a bent pin and keep putting the same fifty pence through. The landlord had an awful tiff with the gas board. Terrible thievery.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I now imagine you as Top Cat
only with a gas meter rather than a phone box
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Why did Top Cat
Wear a hat and a waistcoat but no kegs?

"I'm very smart but I'm displaying my genitals to the world."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

because waistcoats and hats are cool
trousers are for chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

plus, he was a cat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

cats aren'ty concerned with nudity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

they have fur

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

my friend dreamt about a cat in lingerie
once, but that's another, more gross story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I experienced sexual confusion about the girl playing the cat in a dick whittington pantomime as a child.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

*BANG!*
shot me another furry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Pah.
My PVC and fun-fur wings are like a shield of steel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I used to think that Cheetara was attractive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

*BANG!*
this hunt is going well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I have a fake fur coat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

For you, going out in the cold
must be like going yiffing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Aw man! I love dry humping.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I have two cats
Where's your gun?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I don't shoot actual ones
unless your cats like shagging people in cat costumes, or cats in human costumes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Both are clipped out
But maybe a woman dressed as a cat...?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I also have a bit of a thing for lady newsreaders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

That's just sad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Well, Bruce and Williams.
And Rachel Riley.

Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Rachel Riley...
I'd do...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Get in the queue Grandad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I'm bigger than you lad.
One strike of my mighty fist would take you out of the Riley queue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are not, in any way, bigger than me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I am wider and heavier than you

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Evening TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Now then Dogboy.
Your holiday thing - move across to the left, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

You mean slower and fatter?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Moira Stewart?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Not my type.
Though I do like black birds (I nearly typed sistas but that would cause Bertloz). Favourite black bird at the moment is her that plays Denise on EastQuenders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Bendoids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Quendoids.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

haemorrhoids

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

TD!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

JDF!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*CURTSIES*

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'm dead sore Blousie.
I did too much exercise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

What kind?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

The physical kind!
I did me some running and then some general weighty things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Oooo! proper stuff.
It gets better.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I need to get in shape Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Why? What you got planned?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Getting to the age of 40!
And being physically fit enough to be able to walk back from the pub without needing to have a break in the Chinese.

Also, the Crazy Golf season might start again in a few months!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Why do you gym?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Now then
Got bored - you once said you'd love to take your ol' man to Memphis - there's your holiday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

That might be a bit rich for me at this time of year.
I need to have a proper look at places. Where in europe would you suggest?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Isn't Eastern Europe supposed to still be cheap?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Dunno
I'll investigate!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Don't really know much about Europe
I've always gone West.

You'd get a good price on transatlantic at the moment though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Cheaper than an Italian cruise?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Look it up!
I'm not your travel agent.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

It was a joke!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I bought a model of an Italian cruise - ship
I couldn't afford it, so I asked them to put it to one side.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Got anymore?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Apart from the obvious "huge gash on the underside" ones, that's it.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Wayhay!
What is new in TD Land?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Every day is a new day
Every venture is a new venture.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

How is the work situation going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Not very well
I'm living off driving at the moment.

One of my flats comes empty at the end of February and I may have to sell it.

I'm never skint, but right at the moment things are tight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Well at least you're aware of that now, rather than just hoping the problem goes away.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

It was always a gamble
And I tried - but it just hasn't worked.

I know why and how it hasn't worked too. But I tried.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Better to have given it a try than it is to do nothing.
Do you have equity in the flat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Oh yeah...
One of the four that I own outright.

Like I said, I'm not skint but that was a bit of my retirement fund.

There's also a number of houses. What worries me now is how far I've got to chip into them.

EDIT - Yes I'm a slum landlord.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Ah, but you're still more prepared than most.
And on that basis, you can sort yourself out, and also start a new project or two with some of the capital.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I've also got a bigger CV than most
I miss working hard. I'm the best strategic planner I've ever met. I'm bored shitless right now.

I work best in a company in meltdown and I drag it back again by myself, without the public sector insistence on committee.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Why not see if the 'in administration' sector are recruiting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I have my eye on something
It's been badly managed, it needs a cash injection which I could probably manage, it's local.

Never worry about TD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Oh, but I do mate!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

I may be an idiot on b3ta
But I'm not an idiot really.

The property thing was the first kick in the nads I've ever had.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Why is the property available?
'ere, you ain't one of them slum landlords are ya?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I make no bones about being a slum landlord - I am one
And I've just been cleaning cat sick off my kitchen floor.

Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:10, Reply)