Everyone watching Galaxy Quest on BBC 2?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm listening to the wireless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Are you wearing slippers while you do that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I'm lounging.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Hello b3th, my darling.
How are you today? I spent a few hours making the flat imaculate, like, proper proper imaculate. I wish you could come over and see it, I think you'll think to yourself if you did "This is a very nice flat, I would ponder having an affair with a man who lived in a flat like this.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

=D
Alright dude? How's it hanging?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Hangover has gone
But I've not moved from the sofa all day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Sounds good, heavy one last night then?
I could do with a drop, I fancy some port.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I went here
www.somersetmade.co.uk/ciderfestivals/festival.php

My head was a bit sore earlier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

It's noy hanging, it's lounging. He just said.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Oh nyom, nyom, nyom.
The good thing about going all day without my painkillers (well, since the morning, I normally have a dose mid-day which I skipped today) is that they are so lovely'er-floatly'er-relaxy'er-silky'er when they do kick in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Wow. That must be really immaculate.
Does it also smell all warm and clean and cosy? I bet it does.

By Grabthar's hammer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Have you met Gonz before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

No.
Are you suggesting he is less than fragrant?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Not at all.
I was just wondering if you'd met before!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

No.
Jeffstock will be the first time.
I'm guessing I should be safe with all teh other people there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

it's a con.
We've just been telling you it's a 'bash' whereas in reality, it's a chance for Gonz to wine and dine you, no one else will be there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me, my tux, I've gone from 40 to 38 on the waste, but still with a 29" inner leg.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I reckon if you put your black tie on for b3th
She'll be like putty in your hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Especially if he's not wearing anything else.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

When Gonz met B3th

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Haha, please tell me that bow-tie is spinning.
I susspect the facial expresion to be quite a resembulance too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Here you go Gonz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcxozHGN7-s
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Hahaha, oh god, that is the best chatup I've ever seen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Get yourself a spinning bow tie before the Bristol bash.
B3th will love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Do I need a squrty flower? Or is that more the women's department?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I think the tie will be enough.
Maybe flowers for your second date.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

You must be the one person in England who hasn't seen taht clip

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

It sure is ! I've even lit some candles. It's so peacful and relaxed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Has your window sill collapsed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I was thinking that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)

It's like..... we were thinking along similar lines.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Hah, it's 'cus my phone stitched 3 pictures together rather than just one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

The other join is by the telly, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

No, the couch really IS trying to climb up the wall

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Now *that* would be worth an affair.
He could hardly complain if I went with someone who had climbing furniture.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)

This could turn out to be an epic win for me on behalf of Duct-tape.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not to sure to tell you the truth

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)