I ain't going back downstairs.
Mate has sprayed that horrific carbon monoxide fire extinguisher everywhere, the whole house is covered in it and you can barely see a foot in front of you. One half of the kitchen is well black, at least I think it is. The fire was still going so it might be three quarters black now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Have you called the fire brigade
And are your coats safe?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I'd risk death to save them, they're fine.
They're dandy as is the kitchen now, sort of. We no longer have an oven though. Or a large part of the kitchen work top.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I find this latest episode of Barryoaks as amusing as all of the others.
What caused the fire?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Housemate was cooking sausages and went for a piss, then forgot about them.
I was upstairs the whole time and went downstairs to see what was going on as smoke was coming though under my door.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Make him eat the sausages.
I take it you're insured?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Not a clue.
It'll come out of his damage deposit I assume.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

You should get your house mate to take you all out
For sausage sandwiches tomorrow morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)