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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturday night.
And whilst I've recovered, I'm not well enough to go to the boozer.

What is the cause of your shut-in this fine Saturday evening, and what are you doing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:22, 183 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's only half seven you nut nut.
Still got a good three hours of lying in bed/crying/watching Freaks and Geeks/self loathing/deciding what to wear before I touch road.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Fuck it Baz.
I'm gonna order me a curry - and not just any curry - I'm gonna get one from the poncey place that does things I can't get from most Indian takeouts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
You're crackers pal.
I'm eating bare healthy now, spurred on by the fact the size small Reiss jumper I bought a couple of days ago is almost a bit tight.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I've just had a gander at the menu.
I think I'm gonna get me the following.

Crab Kofta
Murgh Ramo Dhakhna Special
Special Pilau Rice
Suka Bhajee
and a Rajab Nan

That'll be me well full when I've eaten it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
You're not helping.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
That meal sounds tops to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Roots showing yet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
She was here earlier!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Nah bruv don't be silly.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Self loathing and Being knackered.
Might get a takeaway too, not curry though. Chinese perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Why are you full of self loathing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I had that girl I was seeing last year over last night and then had a reaLly awkward morning.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Did you get your Rodney damp?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
My Rodney? When did Rodney mean penis?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Arr, your plonker!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Genius. I like that. How was your cider festival?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I was fucking rough today.
My head was banging like hell. So, did you pull?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Yeah man, just annoyed with myself for being a douche, have no interest really.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Maybe if you kept telling her to call you a different name
Like you do when you change your name on here every few days, it would keep the relationship fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Today you will call me Sanchez.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I'll gonna call you Rodney, Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Alright trig

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)
hahaha
Ordered your food yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Nope, watching waking the dead and debating
Chinese or pizza
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Got any discount vouchers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Yeah for pizza, but chow mein is tempting right now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Frequent flyer miles

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Alright B@th?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Alright Bobs.
Will you make it to pierbash if we have one this summer?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
If the dates work sure, I go camping a lot but would to bash your pier.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Be warned Bob, the pier is very dusty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
You realise I expect Jeffstock to be completely free from dust?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
You'll be too drunk to notice any dust.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Have you watched this educational video?
www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Being old and boring.
Downloading music and updating my playlists.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Go to the pier!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Nah.
I've heard it's really dusty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
You aren't wrong.
Are you going to call another pier bash this year?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I should think so.
But on a weekend so all the boring people will turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Oooh.
Who are you calling boring? Cavy said she'd have gone last time if it was on a weekend, and berk.

It sounds to me like you're calling them both dullards.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)
If the tinfoil cap fits...
I mean, where are they tonight, eh? If they were anything more than frightful bores, wouldn't they be here with us?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)
They are probably having fun in the real world.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I would be too.
If I hadn't have had too much fun last night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
My poverty is the cause of my shutin-ness
I'm doing job applications. Was your hangover that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I was proper rough.
I'm feeling a lot better now though, and a curry should be the final bit of the wellness jigsaw.

Any news on the internship?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
No word yet sadly
I might not be academically good enough I guess. Glad you're feeling better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Fingers crossed on that!
What have you been applying for today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Bits and pieces
fill-time jobs. Even if I get this internship it doesn't start til September
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
A party me and MrsGibberty were due to atend tonight was cancelled yesterday afternoon.
Now we're stuck in the house with nowt to do, as we've done the obvious.
Twice.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Are you a virgin?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
A figurative man-whore.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)
The answer is the same as the one to "Are you a prick?"

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I'm not the one that announced myself on here by calling everybody a cunt.
And I don't post childish sex boasts either. What are you, spankyhanky mark 2?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
You must have a dirty mind or something, fucking hell...
Everyone knows what nonspecific referred activity with another adult implies... cow tipping.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)
So your story is that your bisexual wife is a cow?
Charming as well as witty. You're the complete package, aren't you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
You on the other hand are obviously a smooth operator.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Very.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Wanking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Evening P to the D.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Aight nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I've stopped shaking, so yeah. I'm good blud.
What is happening in Dozer land?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Hung ower. Overdid the old boozeroonie last night.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Good work
What was the occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
I was celebrating being so good looking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
hahaha
You should have got some Frutellas to give you a sugar rush that would have helped the hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Are you calling me a fruit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I'm saying you is a bad man,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I NOE RITE?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Well, you're there.
It'd be rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
DId you watch that video I posted up ^ a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I did not.
I assume it was facetious and disparaging?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Watch it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
It's a boat!
I didn't realise it was a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Why the fuck do you think it's often called the cider boat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I didn't realise that was the same place.
Stop picking on me, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Well there is another video as well if you'd like to see that as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I'll leave it as a surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
SURPRISE!
www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video.swf
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Our kitchen is currently on fire.
What japes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Pics!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I ain't going back downstairs.
Mate has sprayed that horrific carbon monoxide fire extinguisher everywhere, the whole house is covered in it and you can barely see a foot in front of you. One half of the kitchen is well black, at least I think it is. The fire was still going so it might be three quarters black now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Have you called the fire brigade
And are your coats safe?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I'd risk death to save them, they're fine.
They're dandy as is the kitchen now, sort of. We no longer have an oven though. Or a large part of the kitchen work top.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I find this latest episode of Barryoaks as amusing as all of the others.
What caused the fire?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Housemate was cooking sausages and went for a piss, then forgot about them.
I was upstairs the whole time and went downstairs to see what was going on as smoke was coming though under my door.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Make him eat the sausages.
I take it you're insured?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Not a clue.
It'll come out of his damage deposit I assume.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
You should get your house mate to take you all out
For sausage sandwiches tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
OH LOL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I need some advice, OK.
Does my profile bio make me sound like a smug twat?
And if so, should I replace it with something in the comic spirit of the site?
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Why did your degree stop you from having kids?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
It didn't.
We want some in a few years, 2-3 maybe.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Yes.
It makes you sound like a tremendous cock. Who (apart from you) gives a fuck about how much your salary is, or that your MSc is from a top 'uni'?

Uncouth as well as vulgar.

A winning combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I have amputated all the narcissism.
Better?
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Just about.
Though why you have to specify your relative level of melanin is beyond me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I don't want people to think I'm a pasty provincial.
Makes me sound cosmopolitan.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Or a dippy tart who practically lives in a beauty salon.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Haha! What a story, Mark.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Why are you sensitive to what's on your profile?
Some users have lots of info, some have zilch. The only thing that matters, is the quality of your posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
You are tearing me apart, Bartelby!

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Sarcasm eh?
To be honest young newbie, I couldn't give a toss about your profile. I am interested in how new people introduce themselves to the bear pit though. Saturday evening is a good time as many of the hard line brigade are off in the real word, molesting sheep or whatever. So tell us what you do, beside hanging around in tanning salons, and enthrall us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I'm watching Escape to Victory!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Brilliant Film, imagine a bunch of footballers outwitting the krauts.
I've just watched 4 episodes of Chelmsford 123. To be charitable, it hasn't kept well. My mum gave me a bottle of 12 year old Glenfidich this afternoon. I am blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Your mum gave you a 12 year old called Glen?
*Phones Esther Rantzen*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I knew you'd say that, Jeff.
Anyway, Glen is short for Glenda, so its alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Evening, bitches
I'm listening to some sort of mid nineties pyschadelic rock.

Monty would spit feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Evening Kronster.
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Bit meh, actually
For entirely navel-gazing sadship enterprise reasons, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)
That doesn't mean a lot to me,
I suggest a pint of MTFU and a trip to the offy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Which band?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)
The Brian Jonestown Massacre.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)
have you tried And You Will Know Us by The Trail of Dead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Nup. Any ideas on an accessible album?
I'm feeling bluesy tonight. 60s Rolling Stones-ish would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Madonna

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Led Zeppelin III.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Already done that one tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Been at a party
In previous years their parties were v sex drugs and rock'n'roll. Now they have a baby. Fuck me it was dull. Just loads of leaky breasted women asking if I had kids and the negative glazed answer not putting a one of them off talking about little cuthbert for the next year. And is there a more depressing sign in a pub than "a net mums favourite family venue"???

Anyway. I cannot find destroyed jeans anywhere, even abercrombie. Well, Hollister. So I have bought some to fuck up myself. Any tips? Cheese grater and a scalpel?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
You leave me speechless.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Sandpaper Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Thinking about it....
Aren't jeans like that a bit 2001?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
2009
But I need red fishnets to show through, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Where are you going that requires such an outfit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
The Chelsea -v- Utd game

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Are you mascot?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
No but I want the red tights to show as I wouldn't be caught dead in a football shirt!
Not a good look for girls imho
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Get yourself some Stone Island.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
The jumper of choice for the football hooligan.
What is the occasion that is taking you to the footy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I just fancied it for achange
So am borrowing my dad's tickets
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Bristol City are home to Leeds next Saturday.
That'll be where the real action is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Yeah.......

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
YEAH.
Is the game at OT or the bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Bridge
Hence why I got the tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)
It'll be like a home game for most United fans.
Less distance to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Red fishnets?
A nice touch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Yes I just need to make sure he sits on the same side as the hole
So to speak!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Lucky guy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I don't think he gets just how lucky he is!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
The idiot.
A bird like you and doesn't appreciate it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
:)))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
What else is there to say?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Better than a mumsnet favourite venue.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Carry your keys in the pockets for four years.
And/or cut it with one of those vicious little bastard Stanley knife-type jobbies used for cutting pallet wrap that have a hook instead of a blade.

Since they're the number one cause of gashed thumbs and fingers in warehouses all over Europe, they can't be any good for fabric.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I need them for next week...
..... Gok tells me bleach, cold wash, sandpaper and wire brush. Trip to the amusingly named S&M hardware store tomorrow it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Worryingly.
I have the same advice as Gok.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
There is a distinct resemblance

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Both successful and women have no problem getting their kit off in front of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Both wear glasses

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Are you serious?
Cuthbert is a legitamate boy's name again?

They may as well have Cringeworthy as a middle name too.

Edit: after wearing my own jeans for a week or two, they can easily be described as destroyed. I'll send you a pair if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Ha ok so I exaggerate. But not by much.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Kid's names nowadays. It's ridiculous.
What's wrong with John, Paul, George and Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
You forgot Ringo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oh Jeff!
Richard Starkey (father of well known poncey historian David) was Ringo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
No need to be.
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Good weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Yeah, so far. My back is getting better, and I went to see my mum because her house is going to be flattened for the HS2 railway link.
Seems she will get market valuse plus 10% for the house, and money to adapt another house to her decrepit needs. She is more worried about loss of habitat for the birds though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
When is this happening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Not for a couple of years, but they want people to get ready.
She's 87, and says she may not live that long. Her mother lived to be 96, so I told her to not be so daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
How many houses are being knocked down for this?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)
It must be high hundreds, just between london and the M25.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Must be cheaper to upgrade existing lines.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)
It's already 4 lines, and goes through the centre of many towns.
The work would mean closing that route while the work went ahead. This way, they build the line while the existing one continues to work its bollocks off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is going to cost billions.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
It is also a method of getting the economy going.
This is an important point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)
They will put the econemy on one of the new super fast train.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)
And run it into the buffers.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Now that is sad, I bet it is a nice house too.
Its all being done for political gain- Cameron thinks it will make the midlands conurbation and the north like him more (it won't), Milliband just relishes annihilating southern rurality.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Well maybe.
The part of the line by my mum's is an existing but underused mainline that used to go to Birmingham. I see the having to move as an opportunity, to move to a bungalow or flat where she can be independant, but with a warden on call when she needs them. As for the railway lne, I think it is just going to end up as a normal medium speed line to take the pressure off the already up to capacity west coast mainline. It just needs a gimic to get the funding, so let's call it the high speed line.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
And it'll all get scrapped in five years' time when they realise it's a vastly expensive project with no direct benefit to London or the south-east.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a possibility.
I feel they want to throw so much money at it now, it will be uneconomic to not continue with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Nothing, provided that they're spelt "Jhyonn", "Paolll", "Dzhiordge", and "Rychurt".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Sounds a bit Celty to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
The 33 stone behemoth on "fat families" this afternoon spelled her name TARNYA
I think it's Birminghamese for "too stupid to live but somehow at 33 fucking stone has still managed to pop out two disgusting kids"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Only two?
Must be a right frigid cow. Most EDL mums have a litter of at least six.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
If you'd seen her
You'd have been amazed she managed to get laid twice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I can only assume you watched such a programme as research for a case.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)
That programme makes me hungry!
Is that wrong??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Yes, Unless you crave Cheesy Wotsits.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Alright swipe how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Tired from v low cal detox but otherwise grand my sweet!
And you??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

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