I need some advice, OK.
Does my profile bio make me sound like a smug twat?
And if so, should I replace it with something in the comic spirit of the site?
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why did your degree stop you from having kids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

It didn't.
We want some in a few years, 2-3 maybe.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Yes.
It makes you sound like a tremendous cock. Who (apart from you) gives a fuck about how much your salary is, or that your MSc is from a top 'uni'?

Uncouth as well as vulgar.

A winning combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I have amputated all the narcissism.
Better?
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Just about.
Though why you have to specify your relative level of melanin is beyond me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I don't want people to think I'm a pasty provincial.
Makes me sound cosmopolitan.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Or a dippy tart who practically lives in a beauty salon.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Haha! What a story, Mark.

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Why are you sensitive to what's on your profile?
Some users have lots of info, some have zilch. The only thing that matters, is the quality of your posts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

You are tearing me apart, Bartelby!

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Sarcasm eh?
To be honest young newbie, I couldn't give a toss about your profile. I am interested in how new people introduce themselves to the bear pit though. Saturday evening is a good time as many of the hard line brigade are off in the real word, molesting sheep or whatever. So tell us what you do, beside hanging around in tanning salons, and enthrall us.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'm watching Escape to Victory!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Brilliant Film, imagine a bunch of footballers outwitting the krauts.
I've just watched 4 episodes of Chelmsford 123. To be charitable, it hasn't kept well. My mum gave me a bottle of 12 year old Glenfidich this afternoon. I am blessed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Your mum gave you a 12 year old called Glen?
*Phones Esther Rantzen*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I knew you'd say that, Jeff.
Anyway, Glen is short for Glenda, so its alright.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)