You've been thinking about letting him loose on your penis a lot, haven't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

For a moment there I thought you were trolling me via the telly, as the selected program when I pressed the guide button on my freeview thinggy was "Free willy".
That would have been some EPIC trolling.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I phoned JMG.
He controls telly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

DAyum man.
Here, you're a domesticated fella, what do you reckon of this. I came into my kitchen today at about 3ish to find the oven was, maybe I had left it on all night, maybe, donno, I'm normally very careful, but I made sure to turn it off, maybe my mistake.

BUT, but, I just went into the kitchen just now, and the oven was on again. It's a really old one that came with the joint, and I'm replacing it this month, but I don't want to burn down my flat or run up a huuuge bill. i've just found the switch to turn it off via the mains, so I guess I'll have to do that, it was the oven that was on rather than the hobs, is that OK todo or is it gonna leek gas and murder me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It's unlikely to gas you ... natural gas isn't particularly toxic and unless it's belting out then it's unlikely to build up enough to EXPLODE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT THE FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA BURNS ARE WELL PAINFUL
So ... yeah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That sounded to me like "No, you're wrong, you won't die one way with the gas, you'll die another way with the gas" when I didn't say how the gas was gonna kill me, just that it would.
No need to get all "I AM CLEVER THAN YOU" on here, it's a given.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I was trying to be sensitive
you terrible holocaust denier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

To be honest
I reckon it's more likely that you're just a daft twat who leaves the oven on than any problem with the appliance itself. No offence or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Nah', 'cus I was double-careful to turn it off at 3ish, 'cus it shouldn't have been on in the first place.
I'm not going to go to the oven, think "HOLY SHIT, THIS OVEN HAS BEEN ON ALL NIGHT" and then go away leaving it turned on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Ovens tend not to turn themselves on randomly, in my experience
Are you telling us that your oven is emmitting gas all by itself, or that it's actually burning?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

The oven bit was hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)