a'igh' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:49, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Aye
No booze, plenty of sleep, porridge for breakfast. Not quite rock and roll but I like it. Might have a pub lunch later.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Sounds ace, do you ponce up your poridge? I fucking love it with some cineman and golden syrup.
Do you go to the pub on your own? Isn't the pub no fun if you have no friends? I can't imagine going to the pub and having a good time on my tod, I'd rather stay at home, watch what I want on the telly, drink/eat what I want, and be able to smoke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I like
Going to the pub on my own, it's amazing how many people you can meet, just take a book or newspaper with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

What sort of people do you meet? Do you just go up to someone sitting by themselves and say "Hay, you're by yourself, I'm by myself, let's have a drink together. Do you enjoy any of this plenthora of potential speaking subjects?"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

If you
Go to the same pub then you will end up seeing the same people, and then conversation just occurs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Sorry, that sounded a bit shitty, I'm genuninly wondering, I've never worked out why people go to hte pub on their own, I know millions of people do, but I just can't get into do ing that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

It had apple and blackberry in it
I sometimes add honey which is lovely.

I go to restaurants and eat alone all the time. I dunno why people have such a phobia about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Although I don't drink in pubs on my own
If I'm going to get drunk I'll do it at home where I can choose what's on the telly or mp3 player and it's cheaper.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

yes, about to start storyboarding for an assignment.
Then to watch Arsenal lose to Villa and my housemate has ordered the royal rumble from box office so might sneakily record it and watch it in silence tomorrow.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

yup
there's someone on the way to fix the gas, my furniture is in and due to a confluence of things, I can now use the computer sat on my lovely comfy armchair. Win.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Huzzah for winning
Glad you have a comfy chair, internet and soon GAS!
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Ta
yesterday things were stressy, but it's all coming together now.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Ooo
Boro are beating Sunderland. Sporto isn't going to be pleased...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I've just
Wasted hours watching the tennis rather than going to the gym. I don't even like tennis very much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Awesome game

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I've got the Arsenal game on now.
This is preventing me from going to the gym.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

No espn here.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'm sure you can find a stream of it if you look.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Villa have just gone 1 up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Villa have just gone 2 up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Nappies washed. Bread baked. Offspring fed. Beer poured.
I'm like the Queen of fucking Sunday, me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Do you think
You're pretty fly for a white guy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I'm like the black Jane Asher.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I'm like a honkey Sara Lee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Oh man, I'm gonna spend next week listening to Offspring now.
I fucking love Offspring, my fave heavy metal band.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

:(

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

C'mon man, they rock, both pre and post americana.
Consistantly good tunes, americana came out when I was doing work-experiance at school, whenever I hear this album, I'm reminded of the awesome job I had at a media company called Creative Suicide, being told to go up'n'down to the shops to get coffees and Sky Hooks* for everyone. But the coolest thing in the world was going through the skyscrapers of the docklands, and walking along the water.

* Well, there hooks you use for hanging in the sky, just ask the guy if you can't find them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

\m/ (^-^) \m/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

╭∩╮

 
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Reverse of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

lol i dunno
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

AGHHHHHHHHHH *table flip*
（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Genuinely read that as nipples

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I never wash my nipples.
I like to keep them savoury.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

To gym, or not to gym.
That is the question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

People who go to gyms will die alone and unloved and their bodies will be liquid before anybody bothers to look.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Right. I'm gonna go to the gym 'cos that sounds fun.
But not for a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

What do you do at the gym jeff?
I once got myself into going to the swimming pool, about 3 years ago. I bought a water-proof MP3 player, a fluffy towel, bag to keep my stuff in, energy drinks and bars, spent weeks getting the playlist right, had the silly hat thing, was proper into it. But then after a couple of months I got the chronic emotional ache WoeIsMetis and didn't go back.

No, that's not right, I went there like every 3-4 days, but every time I went they forgot to put the heating on the pool or there was f'cking twats just lounging around by the edge of the pool, when the pool was too small, so I couldn't swim. After a month of this I gave up, they didn't limit the numbers even though the pool was tiny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I either have a swim or do gym stuff.
I'm planning on about 10 minutes of rowing, 10 minutes of cycling and 15 minutes on a cross-trainer, I'll then do a circuit on the weight equipment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

What about the whole shower-room situation?
I don't like people without medical degrees to see my willy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

We might have uncovered a clue to your ongoing virginity situation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

But they might not be able to weld it properly if they aren't medically trained.
You know that guy from the other day with the needle, I have a fucking huge bruise on my arm now, it's like 3 times the size of a 50p coin. Could you imagine if I let him have a go on my penis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You've been thinking about letting him loose on your penis a lot, haven't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

For a moment there I thought you were trolling me via the telly, as the selected program when I pressed the guide button on my freeview thinggy was "Free willy".
That would have been some EPIC trolling.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I phoned JMG.
He controls telly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

DAyum man.
Here, you're a domesticated fella, what do you reckon of this. I came into my kitchen today at about 3ish to find the oven was, maybe I had left it on all night, maybe, donno, I'm normally very careful, but I made sure to turn it off, maybe my mistake.

BUT, but, I just went into the kitchen just now, and the oven was on again. It's a really old one that came with the joint, and I'm replacing it this month, but I don't want to burn down my flat or run up a huuuge bill. i've just found the switch to turn it off via the mains, so I guess I'll have to do that, it was the oven that was on rather than the hobs, is that OK todo or is it gonna leek gas and murder me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It's unlikely to gas you ... natural gas isn't particularly toxic and unless it's belting out then it's unlikely to build up enough to EXPLODE AND KILL YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT THE FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHA BURNS ARE WELL PAINFUL
So ... yeah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That sounded to me like "No, you're wrong, you won't die one way with the gas, you'll die another way with the gas" when I didn't say how the gas was gonna kill me, just that it would.
No need to get all "I AM CLEVER THAN YOU" on here, it's a given.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I was trying to be sensitive
you terrible holocaust denier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

To be honest
I reckon it's more likely that you're just a daft twat who leaves the oven on than any problem with the appliance itself. No offence or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Nah', 'cus I was double-careful to turn it off at 3ish, 'cus it shouldn't have been on in the first place.
I'm not going to go to the oven, think "HOLY SHIT, THIS OVEN HAS BEEN ON ALL NIGHT" and then go away leaving it turned on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Ovens tend not to turn themselves on randomly, in my experience
Are you telling us that your oven is emmitting gas all by itself, or that it's actually burning?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

The oven bit was hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

The showers are individual cubicals

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Gay.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I just use the facilitiy
I didn't design it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You're talking about a man's rectum, aren't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

No. Your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

There's nowt individual about her cubicle.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Of course I'm alright
Sunday afternoon in the boozer - mellow and contented.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)