I got a bit distracted there
There was a strange woman wandering about in my back garden looking for someone called Keith.

We looked under the bushes and stuff, but Keith isn't in my garden.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fuck her

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I feel a tad guilty
She was struggling to stay upright but I guided her back down the drive and sent her on her way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)

is she a zombie?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

On a sobriety scale of 1-10
I'm about 5, she was 8.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

I've been responsible
I put my boots on and walked her to the White Bear, where KEITH is.

It was a touching reunion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)