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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sunday evening!
What's the best thing that's orange?

alt: isn't gas brilliant?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:37, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Champit neeps.
Alt: unless it's Zyklon B, yeah, probably. Long hot baths and showers FTW.

So, you're all moved in then? Got heating and everything? Congrats an' that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)
cheers
warm is good.

I suppose there are lots of gases which are bad.

Hang on! I just realised I've not been here much since you had that interview, how'd it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)
It went well, thanks. At least, I think so.
I felt pretty happy with it when I came out..
Haven't heard yet though. Next couple of days, they said.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)
crossing all the fingers here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Ta x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Income.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kkDrmW_oHU
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)
shelves are pretty brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
FANTASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
The best current thing that's orange is my backstage pass to the O2 later.
The Maccabees are playing, they're shit and they all support Fulham. I'm going to make their lives an utter misery and demand they get out of my football club.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)
I hope you'll be doing that after you've helped yourself to their rider.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Do you think they have jackets on their rider?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)
you are wrong
they are good
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)
I dunno they might be.
But every other Fulham fan besides me is a gormless cunt and it's my duty to ruin all of their lives.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
youtube it up

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Is this them?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbiMCJ45yx0

If so, they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
it's not what they usually do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I'm already out.
And I've already made my mind up that I'm going to try and make them cry/stop supporting Fulham.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the maccabees are some jewish sports people or something like that

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)
I'm watching Blockbusters on Challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
PHOTOS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)
not yet
I've only done one coat of paint and not started the red bit yet. There were other things needed doing today. Once it's done I'll post. I did take some photos earlier, but it was arsing about with retro camera which washes out the colour and would defeat the point
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)
David Dickenson.
That's the real deal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)
You ever see that programme?
They've got a rather flamboyant 'expert' who, in our house, is affectionately known as 'Big Gay Ian'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)
I haven't seen it for ages.
But are you on about the ultra camp fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)
That's teh fella.
Wears more gold than Ron Atkinson.
I'm not sure where he comes from - he has teh weirdest accent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Bandit World is my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)
A: The colour I've decided to get my van resprayed.
Gas is fantastic, 21mBar FTW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
it's the colour of champions

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
And Jodie Marsh.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Do more things go with orange than rhyme with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
yes
everything goes with orange, even the grass outside the window
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)
You could use your orange feature wall to earn some money.
If you promise to give me a cut of the revenue, I'll share the idea I've had.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)
The orange is the normal wall
The red one is the feature one.

so, um, what's this idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
What's my cut.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
depends on the revolutionaryness of the idea
pitch it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Advertise the fact you've got orange walls
And invite gingers who are thinking of shaving their heads over to see if having no hair will suit them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
well, it's certainly an idea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
You're not going to do it, are you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
only if I can find hot, male gingers
and use it as a lure to get them into my lair
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
May I suggest Damien Lewis?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
i don't know who that is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Are you going to lure them into
your outdoor wooden shag hut?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
well there's already a vice in it
(this reads at different levels of rude)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Cavy's vice hut

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I WANT PHOTOS PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)
IT'S NOT FINISHED!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Rum, Vodka, Gin.....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)
hahah
this is accurate. Want vodka and orange now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Malibu has my vote
but then, I'm a total chav when it comes to alcomahol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Do you like rum?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)
White rum, yes.
Dark rum, not so much.

/racism lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)
The cider boat has a huge range of rums.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Are you trying to get me drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
No. Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I should hope not.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I'm a proper gent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
And a scholar and an ac-robat?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I'm a rinky-dink-Jeffrey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)
As theme tunes go
That's in my top 5.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
It's no Chorlton and the Wheelies though.
Which is the best of all the theme tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
That's in my five
As is the full Sesame Street tune.

Two more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Jamie and the Magic Torch
Ulysses 31
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
cities of gold

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Captain Pugwash
The Flumps
Mysterious Cities of Gold
Dangermouse
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Off to the quiz this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Too right.
I'm taking people chocolate.
You know, so they don't hate me for winning all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Is that because you are well smart
Or is it because the other quiz goers are benders?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
A little from column A....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
dark rum and orange
is the king of booze. Also it looks funny so no one nicks it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1514965
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)
yum yum rum!
spiced?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I'd imagine so
www.applecider.co.uk/?page=drinks
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I can't stand the colour orange.
My phone is Orange, so I suppose I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
That reminds me of the old joke...
What do you call a ginger prostitute?
Orange, pay as you go.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Heathen

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I just don't like it.
It's scruffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Oh fuck, do you wear loads of orange?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
no
but I just painted my lounge orange.

I am proper scruffy, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
ah fucking hell
I'll shut my mouth. There are loads of shades of orange anyway.
*digs*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Scouse tan

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
haha
it's OK. To be honest I'm expecting lots of "well, as long as you like it..."'s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I'm used to that with my clothes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
You really are trying to dig yourself out of a hole.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Aye but that bit's true.
"It's very 'you'." is what I get.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
haha
I bet that's what my mum says when she sees my decor
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
How would you describe your style?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Old fashioned and made mostly of dots
before that it was made entirely black and white striped tops. Horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Like a weird Newcastle United supporter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
or a humbug

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Way aye

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Haddaway'n shite, ya bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
scruffy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Ello Doll.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Bonjooer!
Alright like. On the train. Going to see my little mum and dad before I go to bed. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I hope he doesn't get scared and run away

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Your Dad

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Yer Mum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I'm his best mate, he phones me for a pint and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)
The Dutch football team

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Denis Bergkamp.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I'd have his babies

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Never watched python jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I got a bit distracted there
There was a strange woman wandering about in my back garden looking for someone called Keith.

We looked under the bushes and stuff, but Keith isn't in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Fuck her

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I feel a tad guilty
She was struggling to stay upright but I guided her back down the drive and sent her on her way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
is she a zombie?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)
On a sobriety scale of 1-10
I'm about 5, she was 8.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I've been responsible
I put my boots on and walked her to the White Bear, where KEITH is.

It was a touching reunion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I may or may not have been removed from backstage.
Calling musicians gaylords is not on apparently.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Your kitchen caught fire yesterday.
You've been turfed out of the O2 today.

My money is on you throwing a television set out of a hotel window tomorrow, in the next episode of BarryOaks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Carpet on fire?
man, I'm away from the computer a couple of days and I miss some of the best episodes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I'm not sure Barry drives.
So keep your eyes peeled for a OnTheBus recap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
In my defence
The Maccabees do all look like gaylords. And I had nowt to do with the fire. I'm still in the venue mind, I'm untouchable.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
How is the kitchen looking today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
No idea I've not been home since yesterday.
I'm in the mixing booth now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I'll have a white Russian please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Oh man, I'm having my first bath since I moved in, it's soooo nice and the bath is massive. I have wine and chocolate too.
picgoes.in/v/LbCd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Ugh, you scruffy minger

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Oh you silly saussage, it's not my first wash, just my first bath !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Quiz is about to start
Eyes down, everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
*readies self*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I hope there is a 'big cat' question this week.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
We've just had one about the owl and the pussycat

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
What colour was their boat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Who married them?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Tony fuckin' Blair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
No
It was an owl I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
The owl married himself?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)
A different owl

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
a teat
owl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Silly td.
We put pig.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
A Turkey!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)
It wasn't a pig.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I suck.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
The Piggywig lived on the hill
With a ring on the end of his nose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
his nose

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
his nose

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
With a doing at the end of his nose

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Or ring.
Stupid autocorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Anyway
Turkey married them. Probably illegally.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
well it depends on the particular laws there
it was a pretty crazy place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Are you telling me - ME - That Edward Lear isn't the best world to live in?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
never said it was bad
just said it was crazy. I think there are better ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
A Doing????

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Give us another question.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Who fought a monster truck called goliath?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
OPtimus Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Kitt

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Had on - is this Duel?
If so - Dennis Quaid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
+r
*cock fighting lols*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
The sun

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
No, that's a red top.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
No, that's milk

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
What team plays at the jjb stadium?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Wigan.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
It appears you are correct.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
gonna guess
football
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I believe it is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
yes!
usually i suck at sports questions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
and rugby.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
And dog racing?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Nah, not that I'm aware of.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
But it's northern!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Not as northern as you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Did you win?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Still going...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Have you won now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)
The best thing that is orange
Is an orange. I quite like blood oranges, but if they are good blood oranges, they are red, not orange. It's hard to get a good blood orange these days.

Save me from my post study blabbering. Kiss me you fool!
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Evening
How was your weekend?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Slowed down by too much cider on Friday.
Aside from that, smashing.

How was yours?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)
My mum and dad are boss.
They'd kept me a roast dinner in the fridge just in case I called to see them on my way home from the train station.
We'll brush over the bit where my dad (in his sleep) shouted "ANSWER THAT PHONE! YOU'RE BEING RUDE!" (the phone was on tv and not in the house)and then woke up and called me a fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Top lar!
What was the dinner... Beef, Chicken, Lamb or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Lamb, which is nice, cos mostly she gives you dry beef

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Lamb is my favourite.
What veg was available?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Green beans, carrot and swede mash, lil bit of broccoli.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I really don't care for broccoli.
To such an extent, I'll only eat it if someone has cooked me a meal with it in, I'd never cook it myself.

Any afters?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)
fucking love broccoli

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:50, Reply)
I don't.
I hope you had some apple pie or artic roll after.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:51, Reply)
biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)
What sort of biscuits
Do Ma and Pa Roots keep in the barrel?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I had my own biscuits, but they have allsorts.
My dad is liking shortbread at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:59, Reply)
I quite like a custard cream.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)
I'm not always a biscuit person, but when I do it's chunky choc
like Rocky or something
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Do they still make the Trio?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Not to my knowledge.
Mind you, I thought Breakaways had died!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Don't take away, my breakaway.
I wonder if both the Taxi and the 5,4,3,2,1 are still in production. I was quite fond of the 5,4,3,2,1.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)
They're deffo not
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Do you remember the advert for 5,4,3,2,1
If so, what was the 'ingredients'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Great news everyone.
The Maccabees don't support Fulham any more. Got the bass player who has a season ticket to hold up a sign saying 'Get the flying fuck out of our club, love the Fulham Pissed Idiots'. The only downside is that I cut my right leg wide open, not sure how it happened but blimey the gash is well deep.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts Baz.
Well done though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I'd happily lose a leg if it meant one less person supported Fulham.
Definitely needs stitches though which is a pain. Unfortunately my iPhone was out of battery so I didn't get the picture myself, but the lights man got a couple good snaps. I'l have them tomorrow to share with the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Good work.
Are you going to get yourself up to casualty now, or leave it 'till the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Casualty is for queers.
I've wrapped a t-shirt round it, it'll be fine probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:09, Reply)
You stopped the bleeding yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Right, sired, goan Tibet
Nitol
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 0:07, Reply)

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