Recovering.
I did go to Waitrose though. The gash on my leg won't stop bleeding.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

lol you said gash.
Have you read Cock & Bull by Will Self? Sums up your predicament admirably.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

No cos I hate Will Self an unfathomable amount.
What's it about?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Cock is about a woman who grows a cock and rapes her husband.
Bull is about a man who grows a vagina behind his knee and gets seduced by his GP.

How come you no like Will Self? He's a very funny, very good author.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Up his own arse 'look at me I'm so intellectual' prick.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Him or me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

I think we need to establish if Will likes Fruitellas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I know for a fact that he does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

So you could be Will....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Bloody awful book

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)

No it's not.
I loved My Idea of Fun as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)