What the fuck is going on here then?
With this many early birds about I'll bet the worm population is shitting itself!!!1111!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE WORRIED THAT THE EARLY BIRDS WILL CATCH THEM!!!!! DO YOU GET IT???????

I've got home-made soup for lunch. It's really fucking spicy. This is good.

I've just blown what looks like the yellow cousin of 'Slimer' from 'Ghostbusters' out of my nose. This is less good.

I've left my phone at home. This is even less good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What are you going to use your phone for?
Ringin an textin ur m8tes?

Right - ho!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:19, Reply)

I'm lost without my bi-minutely updates from the 'Gooner' 'app'.
What if 'we' make an unwise purchase in the 'transfer window' and I don't hear about it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
I suppose you might need to call Arsene and discuss some deadline day business.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Precisely.
'We' might miss out on 'winning the league' by some vital points if my valuable input regarding how 'we should have played Kroidiojwicz in the second half instead of that donkey' is not heeded.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Actually I use it to 'sext' your lovely missus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:21, Reply)

I know.
I am pleased to say she thinks it's me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:23, Reply)

We cannot both have a birthmark in the shape of the Isle of Wight on our helmets, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:27, Reply)

That would be too wierd.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)

The "Jimi Hendrix festival memorial helmet"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)