It's the Daily Mail, would we ever expect anything else?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No, it's Swipe. The article itself is actually quite tame and non hysterical.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You are entirely correct, and I do apologise
It makes a change though, usually they're like This
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Actually, having read it again
it really does upset me after all. There are some proper fucking morons in this world and this is just yet another prime example of the utter, irredeemable pointlessness of the human race. What kind of fucking idiot would use a flash in broad daylight?

I despair.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

There is no proof there actually was a flash
If the stupid bird couldn't actually land, how do we know it hadn't suffered from a stroke which is what caused the disorientation?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I know.
I was just being facetious.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

You ever tried stroking a bird in mid air?
If you have, then you'll understand why I'm banned from ever flying with Easyjet again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I think you misunderstood why they call it 'easy'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

having met several of the cabin crew
no, he's definitely not misunderstood.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)