I'm not even sure what day I get paid.
I ride a giraffe.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I bet it was a tiger last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I can't believe how many sappy cunts think that was real.
I can't work out if the internet is making people stupid or must making stupid people more visible.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Enough about that
Tell the group about your giraffe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

It's a male maasai giraffe.
You can tell it's a male because its face is wider and its spots are more distinct and it has a massive giraffe schlong swinging between its back legs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Does it look like bread?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

The giraffe schlong?
Not really.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)