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Previous thread is shit with deletingI'm trusting that everyone now has had a post Christmas payday. What did/will you buy that abject poverty in January stopped?
I am craving a good curry and shall rectify that at the weekend
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Fuck you and your Alt. Make something up, you normally do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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I was going to put my first deposit down for Bloodstock tickets, but decided to pay a debt off instead, far more sensible.I made a rather good soup last night! Spicy butternut squash, NOM.
I haven't had a good curry since before Christmas, might have to rectify that soon.
Alt: No, fuck you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Fresh chilli or roasted?My huge amounts of overtime are paying for the holidays and Christmas. I have already this month (well from the 23rd Jan) filled a full overtime sheet up and am on the 2nd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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BothRoasted one, the other was fresh
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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Chopped one and mashed it with olive oil, cumin, garlic, salt & pepper, spread that on the squashRoasted it, added it to softened onions & red pepper, covered in chicken stock, let it all soften, added another chilli, seasoned to taste, then blended it. Added a little chilli powder at the end, just to give it a little more strenth. It's rather tasty, I think.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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Nice and warming, but I think I'll use a stronger chilli next time(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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I've been spending a ridiculous amount on records this past couple of weeks.This is possibly the first January ever where I haven't been broke and I am making the most of it.
I have an amazing curry about once a week from the best chef ever. I also bang on about it quite a bit to anyone who will (or won't) listen.
Alt: Paneer pepper fry probably, or a chettinad.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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I may make paneer this weekendJust to have a go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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You curdle some milk and strain it in a muslin? Right?I only ever buy it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Full cream milk and lemon juice heated and strained(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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I owe your Mum some money from the reverse cum guzzling bitch lick she performed upon me. But that's only £6.50.
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My Mum is a he now?I thought she cancelled the op
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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She did have quite blokeish arse cheeks. Still she was like an old hat. (often felt)
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She's seen more helmets than the Nuremburg rally(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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More cocks than John Wayne's rifle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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I think soIt's like her special move
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Does she spit it into his mouth and then rip of his head and spinal column?(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I think soIt would explain the pile of corpses in her back passage
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Soz, I ain't no peasant so don't lead a hand to mouth existence Do you have turnip as a special treat?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I keep forgetting you have more money than God(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I bet he still has no potato(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Why can't you run a basic household budget?Seems fick to me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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I can, thanksI just chose to pay off my debts as quickly as possible
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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In one easy-to-manage package?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Only £22,487.54 a month at 23245% APR!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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I'm all confused, you started a thread indicating that you're an imbecile with poor financial provision for januaryI don't ever recall claiming to be George soros.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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You're George Soros?Have you got any tips?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Yes, budget appropriately for the entire year, otherwise you send your kids to school with a pickled swede(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Mmmm, pickled swede*thinks longingly of next year's Christmas present*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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I was simply trying to provoke a conversation around waiting for paydayPlease park your high horse at the stable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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LISTEN MAN I JUST SAID THAT I AIN'T NO HAND TO MOUTH POV AND YOU GOT ALL EEUUUWW LOOK AT MR BIG BOLLOCKSFUCKS SAKE IT'S JUST NOT WORF IT HERE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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Rory, Rory*shakes head*
Let's stop this fussin' and a feudin'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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I'm not even sure what day I get paid.I ride a giraffe.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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I bet it was a tiger last week(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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I can't believe how many sappy cunts think that was real.I can't work out if the internet is making people stupid or must making stupid people more visible.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Enough about thatTell the group about your giraffe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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It's a male maasai giraffe.You can tell it's a male because its face is wider and its spots are more distinct and it has a massive giraffe schlong swinging between its back legs.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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Be calm, o Quentin of the weak(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Al was being "funny" to swipe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Hang on, are you a retard too?I didn't delete a single thread thank you very much. Now I would like an apology.
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I apologise profusely AlYou weren't funny at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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if shallowchomp says he is going to delete something i post inand you tell him with the express purpose of making him delete it, you have deleted by proxy. you're a proxy-deleter.
and also a retard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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I think you'll find he just checks on a different browser where he's not logged in.(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)
i think you'll find he reeeeeally doesn't bothernot even he is that fucking sad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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In which case he's jsut deleting all his posts, or he hasn't actually got you on ignore, because I'm not actually saying anything to him.(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)
is psychochomp the shallow guy then?why is he shallow? did he knock her back? I WANT DETAILS PEOPLE
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read his posts that's where i got the details from
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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its all so clear nowPS and RS got together a while ago, they met up went out for a nice meal and got on really well, they chatted, he was charming and witty, devilishly handsome in a neat new tux, she was ravishing in a blue cocktail dress
one thing led to another, swipe agreed to return to MK with its local sex hero for a night of passion, she undid his bow tie, unbuttoned his shirt to to reveal a crisp white t shirt with a slogan which read
NO FAT CHIX
it was doomed from the start
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probably for the bestallegedly you are just a cunt on here, whereas he totally is a shallow cunt in real life. much better not to say anything to him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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why is he a shallow cunt in real life? what did he do to youOMG this is juicy
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haha i hate to break it to youbut it's just a bit of ONLINE DRAMA.
however, if we get to a year since the last guy i dated from here posted anything, THEN i will share some gossip. but i want to make sure he definitely ain't around first.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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people have met himstories abound.
they are not good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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I am no more or less poor in january than any other monthI need to learn a new curry to add to my repertoire, any suggestions?
Alt: Probably T' Pau
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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Batman had a fight with the JokerAnd hit him over the had with a vase.
T'Pau!' cried Batman. Don't you mean 'Kerpow?' replied the Joker.
'No', said Batman, 'I've got china in my hand'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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I'm not sure I've made a proper curryI just put in stuff I like, such as mustard seeds, loads of onions, fenugreek, coconut milk and CHILLI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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Now I've finally got a mortar & pestle, I'd like to make a proper paste from scratch.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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I used mine for some thai green curry paste a few weeks agoFucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Have you seen the advert for Philadelphia where she makes a thai green curry containing it?What the fuck?!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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green and red curry I can doMy favourite thing to cook at the moment is a hot and sour sauce of soy sauce, ginger, chilli, brown sugar and some fish sauce; reduce until thick then chuck in some prawns. NOM NOM NOM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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I've been making a fake teryaki type thing using honey, soy, sesame oil and chilliVery quick and nice with chicken/peppers/brocolli and fried rice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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Sounds very similar, bit of egg fried rice and you're good to go!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Been getting fried rice tips from my mate who is married to a Chinese girlUse a rice cooker and less water, and throw in shitloads of stuff!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Rice cookers are unecessary, she is obviously a fake chinamanwash rice to remove excess starch
put rice in pot and add 1.5 measures of boiling water for every measure of rice
boil briefly, stirring to prevent sticking
sticka lid on and turn down the heat to a simmer
whne the water is all gone the rice will be cooked to perfection
cool before frying, this is vital
NOM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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She is a real one, for sureI know how to make rice BTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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On;ly trying to help, I can imagine these new fangled forrin ingredients confusing people of your geographical disability(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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It takes ages rubbing the sticks together(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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That sounds excellent, I fucking love hot & sour sauce.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Oh and garlic,put in nthe ginger garlic and chillis whole and remove before serving, score the chillis to let the heat out.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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I'm going to start doing this soonI'm now debt free to everyone except my bank, once I've sorted my overdraft, I'm going to start cooking food like this
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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this is super cheap as long as you can find a good cheap bottle of soy sauce as it uses a lot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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Also, fried rice is fucking lovely!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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One of my colleagues goes to a Chinese supermarket most weeksShall ask him to pick me a bottle or two up, light or dark soy?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:30,
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Light, for me dark would be too strong as you are reducing it anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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BothLight for flavour, dark for colour
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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Wait, I missed the chance to point out that it's my birthday tomorrow and tomorrow is better and sooner than Saturday.I bought red boots on eBay and a merino wool jumper from the vintage shop. I also cycled to Tesco just now and stocked up on Prosecco.
Alt: not since that time I got called a whore and a prostitute by some dude's wife. Seriously, tautological insults just made her look stupid.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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It's only my birthday on Friday this year.It's not every year.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Look out, she'll set her midget on you!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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I have two now.*prouds*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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Noisy, snotty and doesn't sleep.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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We have moved ours to a military regime and it's been brilliant with the sleep thing/mumsnet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Well, you've managed thus far not to stave her head in, so I'd say all is well!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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I dropped my phone on her head a few times when I was feeding her.I dunno, she seems fine *shrugs*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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Redundant.Needs moar unique words.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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I like that better, it sounds original.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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Happy Birthday CHCB!Will you also be 30?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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That'll be the bukkake. Keeps the complexion fresh.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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must cost a fortune in twiglets and bombay mix though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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I dunno, what do you feed a ten strong group of middle aged men that you invited around your house to wank on your face?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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A hot and sour sauce of soy sauce, ginger, chilli, brown sugar and some fish sauce; reduce until thick then chuck in some prawns.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Retro. What flavour?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Excel questionhow do I delete the contents of some cells, but leave the formula behind? kthx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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The formula that's in the cells?Or are these formulas referring to the cells you're deleting?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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formulas in the cellsI want to copy a row down and retain the formulas but not the current values
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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Just normal copy and paste should update the formulas accordingly(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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Hightlight the formula and the row below, CTRL+D will copy the formulas down(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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There's a little black square in the bottom right of a highlighted celldrag it down.
you downs.
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Enough of your masturbation talkNow sort your Excel out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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If the cells contain formula they should automatically update from the source data(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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Open your worksheet.Highlight the cells you want to change.
Press "Delete".
Kick yourself for taking advice from anyone on here.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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yep, I'd like some sort of online medal validation please(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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he's like a ninja that psychochomp i tells yahow long does the pop page take to update?
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Sometimes it's pretty quicklike your comments this morning about swipe being equal to 3 chubby birds and a lambrini
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i think the experiment failedall my pop page posts are insulting rachelswipe, not very nice is it?
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Maybe you just shouldn't say those things about such a lovely person.(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
You should. She's so sweet and kind and generous. She only ever thinks of other people and she spends so much time in the gym, and then you go and say all those things about her.(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
having ten fat middle aged men who've spent all day eating twiglets jizz on your face will do that to your galsses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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Yesh, itsh very niche indeed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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Afternoon Schteve, not seen you in a while!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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Belated answer to the last threadOur office manager has just told me that she's been singing my praises to the people deciding who's for the chop and telling them how much money they can save by letting me do things.
It may not make any difference, but it's really nice to be appreciated, cunt that I am.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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