Fri: went to the pub, where a bloke knocked a pint over my overcoat. Told him it was cashmere (it isn't) and that it would cost £30 to have it cleaned (it won't). He gave me the £30 and I spent it on a big bunch of flowers for my wife.

Sat: got dragged around the shops before going to the pub to watch the rugby. Then ate slow roasted pork belly, watched Trading Places and got pissed on a fine Margeaux.

Sun: Slept, read a good book, couple of pints and a curry.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nice.
When does the job start?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Been pushed back to Friday.
Which means I can get a bit of decorating done and have a couple of afternoon sessions in the pub.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Worth going in for a day...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Yep. Means I can get all the HR admin induction crap out of the way before cracking on next week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

And identify new female colleagues that will
make "the list".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I'm a married man. A'hem.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Me too.
And I have a girlfriend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)