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Urgh. It's going to be a loooong day today.Having been drunk as several lords for two full days I feel fucking weird. I had a michelada for breakfast yesterday morning and things did not improve thereafter. What did you get up to?
Alt: Snow. Do you have snow where you are? Do you like snow? Do you like Snow? Or perhaps you find the idea of a bespectacled white Canadian singing about 'licky bum-bum' to be in some way ridiculous?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:26,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Fri: went to the pub, where a bloke knocked a pint over my overcoat. Told him it was cashmere (it isn't) and that it would cost £30 to have it cleaned (it won't). He gave me the £30 and I spent it on a big bunch of flowers for my wife.
Sat: got dragged around the shops before going to the pub to watch the rugby. Then ate slow roasted pork belly, watched Trading Places and got pissed on a fine Margeaux.
Sun: Slept, read a good book, couple of pints and a curry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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Nice.When does the job start?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:37,
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Been pushed back to Friday.Which means I can get a bit of decorating done and have a couple of afternoon sessions in the pub.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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Yep. Means I can get all the HR admin induction crap out of the way before cracking on next week.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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Pub, football, gym.It's a full life I lead.
Double alt; Greatest Kenny Senior quote.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:37,
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'Chuck Norris wants what? Woodchip?''(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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Friday - Had a night in with a housemate where we both got utterly shitfaced, and laughed at something crap on TV (can't remember for the life of me what it was)Saturday - Chilled out on the couch, watched football, had a film night, few beers, nice day.
Yesterday - Was planning on doing nothing except chill, read, and watch the football, until I got a text off an old friend I've not seen in years, asking if I fancied meeting up for a drink, was great to see him.
Alt: Yes, but the roads have been rather well cleared, for the most part, which is a fucking shock.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:41,
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Went for a mooch around Harpenden on Saturday, and out for a meal on Saturday evening.Had fun with the traffic in the snow going home. Stayed in Sunday and did some crosswords. Life just couldn't be any better.
Alt: Snow is only good for recreational purposes, and is a pile of shit when you need to travel.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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Your username thief appeared over the weekend.I still don't understand why Al did that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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Friday was the first time the wife and I went out since little tangle 2 was bornWe managed to be out for a whole hour and I drank one pint. Rock and also roll. The rest of the weekend was ruined by having two kids who alternated being awake at different times in the night, ensuring that I got next to no sleep.
Alt: No it's shit. Cold, wet and unpleasant, yet children seem to think you should go outside in it and throw it at one another.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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Remind us about the plus side of having kids.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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Erm...Something about the joy they bring?
I can't remember, I'm too tired.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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As much joy as a good bottle of wine?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Also, I discovered yesterday that Coventry's finest Freakbeat group, The Sorrows have reformedand are playing gigs around the city in preparation for Le Beat Bespoke weekender. The question is: will they be any good now they are pushing 70?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Tough mod/beat music that came just before psychedelia.Exponets such as The Wimple Winch, The Eyes, all those niggaz. You know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Shortlived, posthumously named genre that filled the gap between mod and psychAsk Monty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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Just watched some of their stuff on YoutubeI might go see them if they're gigging in Cov. IIRC Don Fardon owned a village pub somewhere round here - I'll have to look it up.
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They're playing some shite venuesNext one is the Royal Warwicks Club, I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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Jeez!How the mighty have fallen - still, it'll be cheap to go see them. I wonder why they've reformed after all this time? If they're playing the Royal Warwicks it can't be for the money!!
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I imagine they were persuaded by the organisers of Le Beat Bespoke.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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I thought they were Scots for some reason.Don 'I'm Alive' Fardon was in them, was he not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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Nope, CoventryAnd Fardon was and is the lead singer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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He's a great vocalist.I have a bootleg of one of their LPs. It's not brilliant if I'm honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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I have the reissue of Take a Heart, I like it.Have you seen the rest of the line-up for Le Beat Bespoke? Up your straße, perhaps - includes Pretty Things and Jim Jones Revue.
I've never been to this festival, mind, because I think mods are cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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The lineups are always great.But I am too poor to even think about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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Morning, Monters. Friday: After work beers with the bird.
Sat: West Ham vs Millwall, France vs Italy, Scotland vs England.
Sun: Chelsea vs Man Utd, Ireland vs Wales.
I fucking love Sky.
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Their keyboard-infused brand of middle of the road prog rock really does it for me, too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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Not a bad weekend at allWent gas fire shopping on saturday - it's interesting to see different peoples reactions to bargaining. I won't pay the first price offered, I do my homework and know exactly what I want. Got nearly £200 off the first offered price for a hole in the wall gas fire but my G/F was mortified that I was haggling!
Sat evening should have been a posh chinese meal in Leamington but we got snowed off, Sunday was a leisurely brekkie, followed by Twang Club with the boys until 6 and a lamb roast dinner thereafter.
Life is good.
I'm off to Germany for the rest of the week so my B3TA shenanigans will be seriously curtailed.
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RemagenI'll be doing my induction and training. It's been seriously curtailed as I'm joining this co from their biggest competitor. Driving back Friday in a pool car until I can sort my car allowance and buy something I want.
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Morning Cap...Shouldn't you be on a plane? And if not, shouldn't you be preparing to buy me lunchtime drinkies?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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The plane's not until laterUnfortunately I have to be at the airport by about 3 so I'll be waking your bro at 1 and leaving Cov at 2ish. So no drinkies:(
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Mate of mine goes there alot. He sells photocopiers that are made there. I think.
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Weekend: small boy and snow, fun. but boring to retell ans so many of the best things are.Alt: I like snow, it makes the world look and sound different and brings back some of the excitement of childhood in it's own small way. I wish we saw more of it, but I suppose if it did it'd be less speshul.
On a personal note I think I may have stressed so much about losing my job over the last week that I am all out of stress. It's nice to know it's possible and I hope it lasts, I need the sleep.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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You cannot maintain that level of worry indefinitely.Thank fuck.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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Luckily true.I shall file this datum away for next time.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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My poor brother has been living with that hanging over his head for two years now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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my brother spent several months under threat of redundancyThen got made redundant. Then spent two years as a contractor doing the same job on a one month rolling contract after they realised they couldn't actually do without him. Idiots.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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This happens a lot.One of my bro's current colleagues was laid off by them a year ago - and is now paid more than his old wage by the morons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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Yeah, I've been lucky of late, it's maybe 5 years since it's happened to me and I was just getting used to the idea my current employers were not total lack-wits and I'd not have to be facing a constant cycle of threats of redundanciy(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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i chased that woman about the futon thingbut i think she might be a retard, so far she has told me three different spellings of her email address and none of them looks right its like mishcheif or mischeif or mischief@somethingsomethingsomething
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It's pretty obvious it should be somethingsomethingsomething.com or somethingsomethingsomething.co.uk
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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Cheers Quintunless it's spectaculary cheap I won't be buying any furnature for the next 3 weeks anyway, as I may soon be needing every penny, but would still be interested to see pics if it ever pans out.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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You and me both mate, you and me both.Frankly I'm amazed more credence was not given to the idea that we are the same person, you'r just the kind of sock puppet I'd have.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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Not even sure what that means.if the works "makes" is missing form the sentence, the answer is because it's true.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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I'm not saying that I'm a good driverbut just now I parked my van exactly in my car parking space, despite all the lines in teh car park being covered by about 4 inches of snow and there being no other cars around.
So actually, I am saying I'm a good driver.
Plus I had to dig my way into the car park. I might leave the van here tonight, getting back down the hill might be a problem.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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This is true.I will now do it, just to prove to the internet that I can.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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reading your post has made me want to kill myselfwell done for achieveing what rswipe never could
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Are you okay Quints? You seem a little down in the mouth.Have you been eating your duvet again?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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i didn't eat my duvet, that would make me cold at night and very fati'm good thanks mister suprefly, i had a nice sleep in my own bed for the first time in 9 days and i feel good.
how are you?
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I'm pretty good thanksI ran 8 miles on saturday morning and then went on a mammoth shopping trip with the mrs so she could buy clothes for our upcoming holiday. I ate a cheese baguette, a chinese pork bun and drank a bottle of lucozade.
How come you've not been in your own bed? Has your woman been making you stay out at hers?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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oh god that is even worseyes, i stayed at her's for 9 days, thats nine days of sleeping in a bed which is way too soft, getting up at 4am and being told off every day for doing the dishes WRONG
i just want to give superfly, is it too much to ask?
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I feel this relationship might not be going in the direction you want it to.Maybe it would be for the best to end things now, while you're still friends?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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This is unscientific, AlThe fact that everyone else is a shitcunt who can't achieve the simple task of parking between two white lines, doesn't make you a good driver.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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No-one else had brought there cars in.It was a clear area of pristine white snow, and I drove my van over it and reversed straight into my space without any being able to see where it was.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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The same space that you reverse into five mornings out of seven, every week?Your conscious brain is contributing little to this, then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:41,
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Unlikely, I always practise safe sex with my kids.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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A customer of mine just rang up to complain that she's furious because she's been charged VAT on her goods.She lives in Wales.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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When you speak to her, every time you finish talking and she starts to speakmake soft "Baaaaaa" noises down the phone, but deny that you can hear anything similar when she asks you if there is a problem with the line.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Oh for fuck's sake,I've just had to explain it all again to her fucking husband.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Their problem is that they are fucking retarded. Simple as that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Tell her you are sorry and that it isunfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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The general public are morons and a nuisance to have to deal with.I have a customer who emailed this morning to complain about where the postman had left her order.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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My weekend was reasonably dullI did get introduced to Johnny Winter by an online acquaintance, though. In return I introduced her to a song with cowbells on it. A fair trade, I reckon.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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His version of Johnny Guitar Watson's 'Gangster of Love' is fucking brilliant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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I got the Saints and Sinners album off iTunes.I am enjoying it immensely.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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His brother Edgar is alright, too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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Dusty Springfield, Donna Summer and heShould join The Fall
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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Frankie Valli should hire the lot of 'em.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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extra mozzarella, no anchiovies.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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I went to a christening yesterdaywhich consisted of me sitting outside it for an hour with my son asleep in the car. I also had a mushroom curry last night which woke me up for an hour at 3am with explosive farts. My stomach was distended so badly, I looked pregnant. I am concerned at this
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We have a dusting, that is all. Basically our whole estate is one massive ice-rink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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It's AIDS againIt seems you have a recurring case of it that you just can't shift.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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It's probably bad AIDS, at that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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Mostly drinking and watching rugbybought some tiles yesterday. It's a thrill-a-minute round here, I can tell you.
We had no snow at all, which was nice, although my friends are still here as their flight back to heathrow was cancelled last night because of the south east of England's inability to cope with half an inch of frozen rain a-fucking-gain.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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Were your compatriots upset at being unable to beat England?(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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I was dangerously smug whilst being sympathetic.Although if I were Dan Parks I wouldn't go out without a bodyguard for a few weeks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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If I were Dan ParksI would have tried to find an english grandparent a long time ago.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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I don't think even we're that desperate for a Tesco Value outside half.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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As much as I love footballI really don't understand the rules of rugby.
mr b3th taught me on Saturday while we were watching the France - Italy match, and from what I could see of our match, we dominated most of the play, but kept giving away penalties. Apart from that try, which seemed fairly good, well done that boy.
Looks like we're well on the way to another wooden spoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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are you talking about Scotland here?If so, basically Scotland's problem is their entire back division couldn't score in the worst Paisley sauna with a roll of fifties tied around their choppers.
Except Max Evans, he's not a bad player.
England didn't actually need to do anything except let Scotland have the ball and wait for the inevitable fuck-up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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I think that must have been how France felt when they played England in the World Cup.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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possibly trueFrance were genuinely woeful in that game though, bar 20 mins in the first half.
I don't think it's even possible to judge anything about England from Saturday. The entire game was about Scotland making a raging bollocks of the whole thing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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I didn't actually see the match as I was sitting in the Bravissimo chanign rooms waiting for the mrsbut the write ups said England were playing better at the breakdown, but that could just be that Scotland were bloody awful.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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omg i took my gf bra shopping on saturdayi don't think we looked at a single bra
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that's a pretty poor hit rate, Quints.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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we looked at furniture we didn't need, we looked at handbags we'd seen a thousand times beforeshe lied to get me out, i hate that womans prickname
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aww, you were doing so well with the reply until you remembered and had to edit it.That's just the way some women roll, Quints, you've just got to shit or get off the pan.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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yeah i knew i had to put it in there somewherewe'll see how it goes i suppose prickname, we'll see
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I looked at a lot of bras.Mainly in the catalogue, looking at bras on teh shelf is rubbish, but on the models they look excellent. Especially the main bird who does the bravissimo modelling, she's a fox.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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we looked at some shoes, which is close to bras if you think about itbut i kept getting in the way of all the chunky flubsters goin 'OMG SHINY SPARKLY SHOES SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
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The one definite positivewas that we weren't commiting bucketloads of penalty offences at the breakdown as per the last few years. Owen Farrell looked good as well. But I'm pretty sure we only picked Hodgson because we felt sorry for Scotland having to have Dan Parks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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We don't really seem to have many good options at fly half.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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Farrell's a fly half, though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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in Dan Parks' case that would be an improvement.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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This is scary shit.www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/night-in-the-cells-accidentally-became-two-years-in-solitary-6295937.html
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I'm sure that sort of thing doesn't happen in Malaysia(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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That's pretty awful.What's worse is that nobody is being personally taken to task over it.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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The fact they plan to appeal is a joke as well"I mean yes, we did keep some guy without trial for a couple of years, but he probably deserved it"
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There were legal issues why it was okay for us to hold a man in detention without trial.1) We thought he might be a muslim
2) We thought he might have been black.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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Do they not have any grown-ups in the Americal prison system?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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Meh.I've been dealing with a customer whose special delivery parcel arrived looking like the royal mail had been playing rugby with it. Not normally a problem, but it contained £150 worth of collectable ornaments, and now he wants his money back. So that's me in a long winded argument with the post office about compensation, then.
Alt: we appear to be the only place in the country with no fucking snow at all. We never get any snow. How bent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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what is a michelada? a kind of beer?i went out with bankerboy on fri night, ventured as far south east as bromley to see friends on sat, then went to the utd game at chelsea on sun, which was a brilliant game but fucking cold. so fuck the snow. it's COLD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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It's beer with bloody mary seasoning and lime juice.It's fucking nom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelada
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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does bloody mary seasoning include vodka?i had my first vodkas since new years eve on fri night.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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nobut as it was exactly a third of the way through, i had a treat. two vodkas and half a diet coke is ok.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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Look Qunits, she hasn't stopped detoxing okay, just leave her alone.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR STILL GOING ON ABOUT ITLEAVE HER ALONE IT WEAS ONLY A VODKA AND COKE
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It's a treat Quints, she's a third of the way through her lemon juice up the bum diet, so she's allowed a treat.(
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i read somewhere once that you have tastebuds in your bunhole, i bet that would be quite nice really(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
you two should get a room and test it out togetherthen report back
no pictures though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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i think warm soup in the bum would be nicenot the chunky kind tho as it might be hard to get back out
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you need to put some tox back in to de-tox it out.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Sterling, Quints. And yourself?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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I wasn't aware there was a technical term.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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probably because you think detoxes are gaythere used to be a bar off tottenham court road called retox. it was a shit bar, but i always liked the name.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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I don't think they're gay.I know they're pointless though. I wouldn't insult gays by comparing detox to them.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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How long will this one last beforehe's FUCKING SHIT and ALL THE SAME?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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Fred West would be an improvement on that bender she went out with before.Whoever this new chap is he is possibly heterosexual, and thus a better prospect.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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i spent sunday with said benderi suspect there may be a direct correlation between this and why bankerboy doesn't do it for me, even though he is normal and keen.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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I think KC and the Sunshine Band put it best, when they sang'Give it up, give it up, baby give it u-up'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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I am suggesting she severs all ties with the pierced nippled gaylord.And sets fire to his face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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to be fairif i did the latter, it would probably take care of the former quite nicely
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Unfortunately, that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) she likes it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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i'm too softevery time i say, that's it i can't see you again, he texts or emails and i give in.
but now i will be singing that all morning. thanks darling.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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God help you, woman.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Change his name to KC in your phoneand before answering a call or message from him, remember the lyrics to the song and don't reply.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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Or what I have done with you"Screaming chutney nancyboy" and don't answer it.
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You're in my phone as 'NONCE'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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If you need me to nonce any of your illegitemate children, just let me know. ;-)
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this is true for many reasonsi am looking forward to our drinks though. don't need my head testing for that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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I'd quite like that to be a euphemism but I'm not sure what for.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:49,
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going all the way to wapping?i would suggest something sexual. euphemisms generally are. in your case anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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ach, i'm not sure about 18thi have to go bridesmaid dress shopping, and i don't know what time we'll be done...... and i think the bride might also want to go out to plan hen-dos etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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if we're done i'll come alongif not there's always bristol in april!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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Exactamundo. I will be driving to Brizzle. There is one spare space in the car.
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aw thank youi need to sort that out actually, my client owns one of the big hotels in brizzle and i get a free room, so i should crack on with it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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What this man said right there ^She's on a 3 month detox with no alcohol or diet coke, so had a few vodka and diet cokes. But that is ok.
She's trying to rid herself of the bumsexualist who doesn't want her so that she can move on with her life, so went out with someone else and THEN the colossal bender to ensure that the someone else got the heave.
It's like watching a train crash in slow motion.
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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE HAVING A GO AT SWIPE YOU MUST REALLY FANCY HER.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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Oh, and Hello Reverend, how are you? Did you have a nice weekend?(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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If relationships were that easy, everyone would be married only once and no one would ever get dumped.
But she does need her head testing.
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I've got a bit of an earache and it sounds like I'm underwater(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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Hydrogen Peroxide. That'll sort you out.
And any old antibiotics you have knocking around.
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I fucking hope so, I'm starving(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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I've got spicy chicken with peppers (it's fucking hot) with 'rice'n'peas'.Nommity nom nom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I had two vodkas and coke on Saturday.It's OK though, it was just a treat to celebrate being sober for nearly two years, so it doesn't count...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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DAmn Im always making thatmistake.*deletes sub-thread*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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That was a bit mean for my first post of the day, I admit.I slipped into 'Main QOTW' mode, rather than the slightly nicer 'OT' mode I think.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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I ate a massive steak on Saturday to celebrate my vegetarianism.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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I smoked 5 or 6 ciggies last weekbut that wasn't celebrating having given up smoking for ovber a month, that was because I was very stressed. I'm quite happy it was an isolted incident though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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I had my monthly wank, I was thinking about having two, but I dont like to have two right next to each other incase I get horny half way through the month and would have to wait 'till march's one to knock it out.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Just to be absolutely clear, to stave off any more concerened (but greatly appreciated, thank you) gazzes.I DID NOT REALLY DRINK VODKA.
I was just being a dick to Swipey and her so called 'detox'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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