Me totally, the rest of this lot are too nice.
I've never danced.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

my girlfriend right, every night at her place she tells me off for
not washing my hands before doing the dishes (as in going to the bathroomt o come back)
getting a tea stain on her tea towel, which came off with a little shake
she complained that she didn't feel taht sexy, i said its cos we were both sittin in our pjs so i didn't really blame her. this was a bad thing to say cos apparently it means i don't love her
also i put the rug back slightly wrong
and the cups on the cup tree in the wrong order

also her bum is getting bigger?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

What's the question?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I think it's "her bum is getting bigger?"
it might be rhetorical.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

well her dad's ill so i guess its all understandable really, should i have a word when things calm down a bit psychoquixote?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

So your question is "should I speak to my girlfriend?"
my answer is: Yes, that would be what a normal person would do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

yeah buit how long do i leave it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I dunno her dads funeral.
But to be honest if she "tells you off" for something as little as getting mugs on the tea tree in the wrong order, then you've lost her respect and the relationship is doomed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

cheers, thats what i needed to here
(her dad's getting better tho so no funerals yet)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Just check the obituries and go to a random funeral with her.
Tell her there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

only if there's a free buffey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Have an affair.
There must be some sexy young girls in your office, aching for a man in a position of power such as yourself.
(TheColonel, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

there aren't any girls here under 30 except louise and she mings
the others are well into their 40s and severely ropey since sasha left. i like your thinken tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

What about Truth Fairy?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

thats louise, imagine genghis chan in a blond wig

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Is lady quint any better?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

much more so, looks like a dirty french jew

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

That's how I like my French Jews: dirty

(TheColonel, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I'm having trouble picturing this, but if you say so.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

like anne franks big sister i guess
or mum i suppose, and you just KNOW the franks were dirty
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Having trouble imagining then as not wholesome TBH.
Is she French then?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:40, Reply)

he grandparents are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Close enough.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)