She sounds irritating.
It could only be worse if she was short.

Alt: Do you mean restaurants or things to do in dat London?

Alt alt: Not enough. Did you see Beyonce's tits on the front of the Metro today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If she was short she'd be lighter and the lifts would be easier
Things to do. Restaurants are covered.

AltAlt: I think there may be a clue as to my chances of having seen the London-based Metro in the original question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Metro is all over the country, Cornholio.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Not here it ain't
I think you may have underestimated the remoteness of Norfolk. Oooh-arrr, pitchforks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Get a rope.
I imagine Norfolk like 1960's Mississippi. Blokes in pointy white hats etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Not old enough to remember
Sorry Grandpa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Cheek.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

You old chaps has accumulated wealth, right?
Want to buy a football club?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Of course, your bloke died at the weekend.
I really couldn't afford it. Ask Monty, he's always got spare cash lying around.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Only if he can provide undetectable performance-enhancing drugs
If anyone would know where to find such things...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Alt alt: I fucking did.
CORRRRRRR
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I had to knock one out ON the DLR.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I help up the Northern Line for three hours whilst they hosed down the northbound platform at Old St.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)