Evening all
I'm listening to Willie Nelson and drinking a local beer.
What can you tell me?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well, if you can tell me what the beer is, I'll have a go at guessing where you live.
It'll be a Derren Brown trick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Phoenix Gold

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Hmm, I've getting somewhere coming through.
Coventry maybe?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Impressive
How did you manage that with only the world wide web to help?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

It's a secret.
So nah!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I only just found out the other day that Brown is a bumder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Did you find out following one of his 'trick or treat' specials?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I don't remember a thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I bet the hangover gave you a really sore arse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

How did you know?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

*taps side of nose*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I heard Derren shoved a spark plug up your arse
And then using his crazy skills you were able to tell him what make it was.

Well, I say that, I just heard you said 'Champion' the moment it was inserted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I'm sensing this is a joke for people who know makes of spark plugs...
Maybe I'm uniquely ignorant here, but I think that is some niche audience you are playing to, Jeff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)

You're right.
www.championsparkplugs.com/

If you'd be so kind as to read that website and then let me tell you my joke again, I'd appreciate it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Well the Willie Nelson album has just finished.
Overall it was ok, I suppose. But it seems I like him best singing Leon Russell songs (on the strength of this one album anyway.)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Why not listen to a bit of Waylon Jennings.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I don't own any
Scarpe is a fan, isn't he?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)