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Fuck that, night caller!Thread for the /OT pond life.
Sorry, night life.
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Well, my iPad was stacking replies in Single letters up the righthand side of the screen.
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oooh, iPad.Check you our with your fancy computer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:23,
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I hope so.There is quite a few roles online at the moment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:24,
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WooHoo!I'll keep the spare one in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:31,
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I'll use mine duing the day, and fit yours when I went to go to the pub.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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well, even if it does workI got a snog
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:30,
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today just gets betterand at least you sung a bit first
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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Oh, Cavey! (to the tune of O, Mandy by Manilow)You came and made me your sex slavey
And I banged you all daaaaayyyy.
Oh, Cavey.
EDIT: you came and gave me a hand shandy
And then you said I was GAY!
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Cavey, (to the tune of I write the songs by Manilow)You wire the posts that make the B3tans sing
You post the shit that makes bum hole sting
You've got the chest that makes the young boys cry
Can't wait for Brizzle, look you in the eye!
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I bet she doesn't keep her eyes on her chest.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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I hope you'll have a puke bag*rolls a double six*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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It's my coping strategy, I've been hurt too many times(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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I bet. Concentrate less on coping strategies.
Please tell me you are coming to Wapping next week?
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I'll still be in Manchester or Dublin for a while, so not looking likely. I've still to b4sh yet, I nearly went to a BGB megazorzb4sh until she banned me :(
and now all we'll have to remember her by is an icon :'(''''''''
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:59,
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oh manI only just noticed this. I am proper *rolls D12* sad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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Oh, I just remembered!My collegue (and later me, when I joined in) managed to convince a couple of student that Robocop was based on a true story
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:35,
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it's trueif you say things with enough conviction and from a position of authority, people believe all sorts of shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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I have based a career on that. My Mum says this to me when she is slagging me off.
Bitch!
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There is nothing wrong withplaying with the minds of the gullible
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:42,
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I convinced two people at work todayThat flavonoids were the complex molecules that react with your tastebuds
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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i did my own taxes todayAnd now watching goonies whoop whoop
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:44,
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What shall I have for dinner? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:48,
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I don't like pastry Rory, I've failed at being a stereotype(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:53,
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Who's the fatest cunt here?like in the real world and everything
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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Depends how tall you are and if that's muscle or muffin top with matching saggy tits and extra chins(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:03,
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I sometimes enjoy masturbating to pictures of b3tans, if you could link up some b4sh pictures you might be in with a chance of being my new favouriteyou've got some serious competition
www.flickr.com/photos/fenris78/329083729/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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he's a shit fetish kid, favouring adult incontinence productswhat's there not to like
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:20,
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Just noticed, cheers! (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:28,
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Good day today.Charmed the socks off the woman at the hand in office and got away with handing in my assignment late. Also got a Dior Homme jacket for an absolute fucking steal.
How are you bunch of arseholes?
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I think Bod's going to have to sort this one outwww.youtube.com/watch?v=elgrXip6Wm0
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Have you tried some dog hair?I understand it's quite effective.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:47,
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QUICKLY ! WHILE IT'S A MUSSEL SPAZAM ! GIVE YOURSELF A..... NO GONZ, NO NO NO.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:54,
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I think Mussel Spazam plays for Paris Saint-Germain(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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Innit.A man from the Swingin Blue Jeans once told me I couldn't sing
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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No.Stringy Bob.
Sad to say he is STILL on suicide watch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:12,
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There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:15,
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For this morning:WOAH WOAH WOAH IT'S MAAAAAAGIC, YOU KNOWWWWWWWWW.
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First one in god knows how long. I woke up my housemate to tell him the great news.
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Well tthat announcement rocked my worldum...he's football or something, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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I thought he was leaving this year anyway?Or has he gone off early in a huff about Jon Terry?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:36,
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Doubt it, plus I think he may head back to Chelsea. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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Well if Rednapp takes the England role, could Jose head to Spurs?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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Maybe, rather he didn't to be honest. Valencia v barca on ss2 (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:01,
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TalkSport were speculating that he might well be part of the management team.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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Him and Stuart Pearce would be a dream ticket(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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Pearce is busy trying to win something with Team GB.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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Team GB is a mickey mouse tourno that'll need 20 minutes prep(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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Mind you, they also said that Southgate and Brooking could look after the team until the Euros.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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He's a fan favourite, has his coaching badges, wears his heart on his sleeve(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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that toohe's got a vast experience of international, domestic and European football, the players would really respect his judgement
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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But if John Terry said, 'Fuck off Becks, you know nothing you cunt' I don't imagine Beckham standing up to him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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lol I only mentioned Becks cos every cunt and his dog would consider thathe's a fucking idiot who'd be completely out of his depth. Team mascot sat on the bench looking 'thoughtful' fair enough if that makes him feel better about his life, anything else would be tragic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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Yeah, but he's just signed on for another two years in LA, surely?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:05,
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^ This.Because his kids are happy at school or something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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player contracts mean nothing (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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What about my arsehole?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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ffsI just spent ages moving a desk and rearranging my computer and it turns out this is a really drafty corner thanks to the 'vent'*
*it is technically a vent, but it seems to be mostly a hole in the wall with a plastic grid thing on top.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:35,
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Drop a bit of old carpet over it.Or sack-cloth.
Ventilation in buildings is vital yet an arse-pain at the same time.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:05,
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OOooI can do that without dying of carbon monoxide poisoning?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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Yeah.But your house will get damp.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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pretty sure it's a gas boiler thingthey had to add more vents or something before I bought it, and I'm pretty sure this is it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:09,
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it *is* onthis is just a drafty corner
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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I used to have vents like that in my little flatand I almost failed a safety inspection because the vent wasn't big enough. I think covering it up would be considered a bit silly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:11,
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funny, I heard your 'vents' were ginormous(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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Can I go on the last as well please.I don't like being left out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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It's not the 'buying a pint' list.It may well be the 'slap upside the head' list.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:18,
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Oops up, side yer 'ead say oops up side yer ead.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:20,
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i am immune to your cheesy earworm attemptsdue to watching the Folk Awards on the telly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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Has anyone interesting won anything?Or is it just the same old faces?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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I though I was already on it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:17,
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What kind of boiler have yee?Is it old? Behind fireplace? Back-boiler?
Newish? Got an airing cupboard with a cylinder?
Combi or system boiler?
Give me facts, man, facts!!!
Actually just the make and model will do.
As for ventilation, that's only a safety issue if it's a heating appliance over 7kW with a non-balanced flue.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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The first oneThere's a beigey fireplace that looks like it's from a few decades ago. The little metal bit at the bottom has the words 'Baxi Bermuda' on it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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Right, well there we have it!You have the most reliable (yet boring) back-boiler in the universe.
For that you do need ventilation :( but you'd be surprised how little.
Is there another floor vent? Or maybe crack open the door?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:55,
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no floor ventbut I could live with never closing the lounge door
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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All you need is a bit of adventitious air.Rooms obviously don't heat efficiently by convection if the doors are open, I'm assuming there's at least one radiator in that room? It'll get draughty :( but just crack the door a wee bit and things'll be fine. What kind of windows are there in the rest of the ground floor?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:09,
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Oh Gawd, you're actually going to kill someone on the internet with your half cut advice (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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perhaps, but I'm a larper(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:59,
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Perhaps rl is just a dick?Perhaps.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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Hey, where did the rest of this argument go?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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Eveningwww.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4vvsY45kw
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:54,
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That tune is banging bruv.Straight onto my 'Liam's Disco Sounds' playlist.
I shall return the favour with another banger: youtu.be/4V1xm1yrfks
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TaI have thesixtyone.com open in a tab most of the time and that one just turned up
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:14,
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Looks a cool website that.Is there any way you can just go through one genre? I don't want to listen to shite indie claptrap or acoustic nonsense.
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Under Popular on the rightthere's a bunch of options. I think "for you" is for when you've hearted a bunch of songs it can draw from songs from people who hearted similarly but "moods" might do you.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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Oh, and if you have an account there's a genre settingwhere you can restrict it, which is probably what you're looking for. For me it has to be pretty crap to make me skip it, so I don't bother.
First one I heard on there that made me buy a track:
www.thesixtyone.com/#/s/x0YCfiMmoMg/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:25,
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This is getting 'nuff plays at the moment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARyFuO5w10
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Mr Oizo is great.You know Radioactive Man?
Proper bass and crunchy snares. I saw him live in fabric. Nearly knocked me over with bass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4segJkmd8
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How you mean you run out of paella?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:55,
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Me too. All my housemates are at the pub except one who seems to sleep for sixteen hours a day. I'm going to watch Party Down and perve over Lizzy Caplan for the next four hours.
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Why don't you go to the pub as well Baz?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:26,
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me too, but my hands are cold and I need some sleep. Laters, dudes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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Evening allI'm listening to Willie Nelson and drinking a local beer.
What can you tell me?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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Well, if you can tell me what the beer is, I'll have a go at guessing where you live.It'll be a Derren Brown trick.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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Hmm, I've getting somewhere coming through.Coventry maybe?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:40,
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ImpressiveHow did you manage that with only the world wide web to help?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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I only just found out the other day that Brown is a bumder.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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Did you find out following one of his 'trick or treat' specials?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:40,
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I don't remember a thing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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I heard Derren shoved a spark plug up your arseAnd then using his crazy skills you were able to tell him what make it was.
Well, I say that, I just heard you said 'Champion' the moment it was inserted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:54,
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I'm sensing this is a joke for people who know makes of spark plugs...Maybe I'm uniquely ignorant here, but I think that is some niche audience you are playing to, Jeff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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You're right.www.championsparkplugs.com/
If you'd be so kind as to read that website and then let me tell you my joke again, I'd appreciate it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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Well the Willie Nelson album has just finished.Overall it was ok, I suppose. But it seems I like him best singing Leon Russell songs (on the strength of this one album anyway.)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Why not listen to a bit of Waylon Jennings.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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I don't own anyScarpe is a fan, isn't he?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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Just finished an excellent meal......washed down with sone fine German beers - all on expenses. I'm just having the last beer while looking over the Rhine.
Life is good.
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You've left a bit of bacon on your plate?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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