I am starting my new job today. Tomorrow will be spent decorating, Sunday I am meeting a B3tan for breakfast and then having a quiet day. I hope to have time to watch the rugby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good luck with the job.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Ta.
Have you heard of this bloke? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Kemper

Apparently he skull fucked his mother after decapitating her. Quality.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Monty used to go drinking with him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Taught him everything.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

He's way cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Watched a documentary about him yesterday. My wife couldn't understand why I was laughing so much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Women, eh!
Tsk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Best of British, Battered.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Best of United Kingdom, Bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Best of Scottish, shitcunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Worst of Welsh, cockbreath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)