Going to keep a diplomatic silence here
as i've been in a smug couple before. Not Facebook smug, but still...
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You out this weekend, champ?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

I have a frozen poop. You up for Saturday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

I shat out in the garden the other day.
Just under the azalea. It's still there unless the foxes got it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Ahhhh! The North.
There was a fire in the crapper but likely it didn't spread up the garden to the house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Nah, outside shitters?
We're proper Northerners where I live. We shit in a pot during the night and lob it out the window in the morning.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Oh yes.
Not to mention working 28 hours a day, having to pay our bosses for the privilege.

Seriously it's so backwards here that fire is viewed with suspicion.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Yes/no/maybe
I am proper povvo. It has been an expensive month. I may be bailing on social engagements entirely. We'll see.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:07, Reply)

We could bring a cool box with us, so your bot-dogs stay firmer for longer.
If that influences your decision to attend or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:09, Reply)

If I don't, you can be sure I'll miss the sparkling repartee
and the stimulating cut and thrust of intellectual debate.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:11, Reply)

By which I mean frozen poo jokes
obv
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)

That's why we need you there.
Otherwise I'll be forced to put cash in the Jukebox of the pub, just to watch Monty go into meltdown as I put 'Bowies greatest hits' on repeat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)

What's wrong with David Bowie?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

If there's any of that
My fists will fly.

Pissed silence or I'll want to know the reason for the din.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)

A night with Stunned
At the lowest level of granularity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Granularity?
You contract speaking cunt!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

ha.
You love it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

I will shout you 15 quids worth of beer.
Come for a couple of hours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:10, Reply)

And I'll bring a cool box.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:11, Reply)

If I can scrape together some cash of my own to supplement.
I shall seriously consider it. Cheers, boys.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I dare say I can run to a few 'Kroney pints' too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)

If nothing else, I will be hitting jeffstock
with balls fully out. Hotel booked and everything.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Woo!
Although my beer offer might be withdrawn by then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Love you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

You are, seriously, welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)