Who knew that plain fat middle class women were so desperate for attention that being a crap stripper isn't enough and they have to pretend to be a life model to shit artists too.
If that's not a sign of a healthy society then I don't know what is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Baroness Warsi?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I find her disturbingly attractive
for a barely-coherent reactionary token brown person.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It's an Ann Coulter thing.
She's probably repressing years of sexual filth and she'd almost certainly go like a belt sander.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I think I could only do either of them in the arse.
You've got to have standards.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

well, of course.
you'd have to Dutch Steamboat both of them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I had an Ann Coulter doll once.
True Story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

"had"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

in the end it looked like a plasterer's radio.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Threw it away.
It wasn't a sex doll. It was an actual dolly.

A yank friend of mine knew I thought she was a cunt and sent it to me.

EDIT: It used to spout reactionary drivel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)

And you never wanked with it?
I smell a lie on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Did I say that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

someone else on here said it was stripping for fat women
er. no. not these two anyway. i hate to admit it, but they were seriously hot. one of them had the tiniest waist i've ever seen. maybe they weren't real burlesque dancers if they were meant to be fat? not my area of expertise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Real burlesque died out decades ago.
Taking your kit off isn't burlesque. It's stripping.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

hmmmm
one of them had a thong and nipple tassels and stockings. ok, stripping. the other one had a fur coat on. i think she was cold.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Could she swing the tassles in different patterns?
I have a genuine admiration for women who can properly coordinate their knockers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

no, she did not
she had to sit still, remember?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Pity.
It's about the only appealing thing about strippers until they start sticking amusing objects up themselves.

And you don't have to sit still for life drawing. Moving models are quite good exercise.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

steady, or I'll tell the lollipop story again
and lots of people got grimmed out by that. Although it's far from the most entertaining vaginal insertion I've seen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)