Me and my dad were fed up with my mum liking Boys II Men
so we told her they were sex offenders who met in prison.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh lol, this reminds me.
At work the other day my director was gently ribbing one of the guys in my office about him going to see Boyz II Men, 'a boyband', she kept saying.

He then accidentally referred to them as Boyz 4 Men.

Funny as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

My landlord saw my aunty's Bagpuss toy and said
"Awwww, Skagpuss!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Not as funny as Boyz 4 Men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Alright, Elevenerife!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

That *really* sounds like a euphemism

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

What does?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

'saw my Aunty's Bagpuss'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)

that's why I said "Bagpuss toy" and didn't leave it at Bagpuss.
You dirty mare.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Hurr hurr.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)