I heard he has to take his car to bits, carry it through the door, reassemble it and then keep driving back and forward until the bed is all smashed up and the occupant dead
and then take his car to bits again and then carry it back outside and then reassemble it again before driving off. That's what he finds most galling about their laziness. It really eats into his day.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

See, now you're exaggerating.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

HI DG!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

HI AL!
I hope you enjoy Australia. Have you been practising being upside down?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Yes, I stood on my head for 3 hours yesterday
and I was rude to a black person and a person of italian descent.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Excellent work there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I also said "Strewth" in response to anyone asking to to do anything.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

OMG you're totally living the stereotype!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)