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Final Destination 5 is funny.
A girl just fell off the parallel bars and snapped herself in half.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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was she made of ryvita?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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A man is about to die having a massage or acupuncture or something.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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it'd be too obvious if he's impaled by needles
i reckon the massues will stand in a puddle of electrified wax
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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I think he might catch fire from the candles
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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I think I was right. He's currently covered in rubbing alcohol and blood after the table collapsed.
Oh no, a Buddah fell on his head and crushed it. I was wrong.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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And people say these films are predictable too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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Exactly.
A woman is having laser eye surgery now. I don't reckon it's the laser that will kill her, I reckon it will be a racoon that makes her trip and fall into a sewer.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:29,
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Nearly right, she slipped on the eye of a teddy bear and fell through a plate glass window down 8 storeys and onto a car
and her eye popped out and got run over by a truck.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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wow.
WHat channel is this on. I might se if they repeat it later.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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I downloaded it.
A man just got a spanner fired through his head.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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fuck me they made 5?
I gave up after the second because it got too silly.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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They have literally made the same film 5 times.
And each one gets sillier and sillier.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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well, it's a plus I suppose. I'm in the mood for mindless tonight.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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