I don't know about lose a bollock, but I'm in danger of losing my rag over there on the main QOTW today.
I think I need to step away for a bit before I start TAKING THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY!!!!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WHO THE FUCK HAS UPSET YOU SCARPE!
LET ME AT THE CUNTS!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

ALL OFF 'EM CHOMPS!
THEY ARE ALL FUCKEN PRICKS!!!

Except the ones that aren't.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Chill out scarpo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Go over there and Rory 'em, Rory, they are deserving of it...
(Actually, I am beginning to suspect I have been trolled, I don't think whatsisface can actually believe that deliberately stopping so a child runs head first into your shopping basked it the same thing as a car driving into a tree...)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

no. no, I suspect you haven't
unfortunately.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Oh how depressing. I'd almost rather I had.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

oh boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's not fucking Quantem Leap, you know...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

oh right, its just i thought maybe Quinten Beckett had leapt into your body for a minute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Quintem Leap.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

With Superfly Al.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I do like a nice cigar.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

And Bridgette Nielsen shot me in the head once.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I'd watch it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

i want to make this please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I've given up over there
it's not even worth it for the lols any more. There's too many actual proper fuckwits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

you know what you were saying about irony....?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

yes?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

well i stand corrected, you do have an understanding of irony after all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I don't understand irony, ironically.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

you could probably at least cop a feel of that Alannis then.
common ground and that
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

That was a very deep joke you probably didn't get
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_irony
or maybe you did, and you're trying to make me look stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

it's a Friday afternoon, Chompy.
if I were you I'd plump for option c) that I had half an idea but thought I'd try a low-rent Morrisette gag anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)