What's the best song for wanking?
And have you ever had a victory wank? What the fuck is a victory wank? Did I just make it up? YOU DECIDE. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:01, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is going well...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:24, Reply)

LOL
Found yer tickets yet?
;€
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Nope.
They were for the spaghetti western orchestra. Mind you it's in sunderland so we may not have got out alive anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:49, Reply)

T'underlanders are gay, you would've been fine.
It's not as rough as they'd like us all to think I actually is, less dangerous than the 'pool, I'm sure.
I don't know the spaghetti western orchestra at all, are they at all like the ukulele orchestra of gb? If they are then that would've been a cracking gig :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Ennio Morricone soundtracks with a twist.
They played at the Proms last year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I think my dad's going to see them soon
I don't know if that makes it good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I've beaten Gonz.
That's the important thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:47, Reply)

you made it up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Any song that is actually a video of naked ladies

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:35, Reply)