Courtesy of Monty, JTDF & Stunned my hangover is 8/10.

I now have to clean up my house before my wife gets home this afternoon.

This is a particular problem as in my drunken state last night I decided to buy a whole chicken, portion it and cook a load of it. The kitchen looks like a pogrom took place in it. Drunken cooking is a bad idea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

8/10 eh?
Not a good start when having to clear up a drunken-cooking besmirched kitchen. Let's hope that no parts of the chicken ended up in hidden places - rotting chicken smells awful.
Best of luck with the cleaning!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

My hands are shaking so much I can't even hold a tea towel at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I'm so very glad I never caught up with you lot
I was sent to bed at 3 and had to be out again at 7.30. There's no way I could have faced that with a proper hangover.
(berk, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

It was good to see you. Well done on coping Jeff and Stunned (and Lewisham) without additional support.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Cheek.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

haha
that's quite a middle aged thing to do when drunk. Next it'll be "yeah...I was munted...woke up and I'd installed decking in the back garden and rearranged the pot porri"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)