Will this assignment ever end? I am so bored of it now.
What are you doing this evening? Has Jeff recovered? Will Barry have a new tale? What has Gonz cooked this evening? How many orcs did Cavy kill? Has Al's plane ditched into the sea?

All this and more on tonight's OFF TOPIC.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:58, 50 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sympathy reply.
I called the cops last night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I CALL SHENANIGANS! surely there is a longer time limit than one fucking minute for a sympathy reply?
why what happened?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Few houses down there was a group of drunk and very rowdy teens outside, shouting and swearing.
Thing is, I live on a very nice street, and by keeping an eye on ting, it quickly became apparent that there was a parent at home while the terrible racket went on.

Wasn't just me that called the pigs either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)

they should go swear and get drunk outside poor peoples' houses instead

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:04, Reply)

These kids were 16 or so, and were that loud that I could hear them in my lounge.
They live three or four houses down.

When I was that age, I kept my substance consumption behind closed doors. And the fact that their mum was at home and did nothing about it until the pigs turned up was fucking galling.

So, they should swear and get drunk in their own house. Not in the fucking street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:11, Reply)

here here!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I don't care if they know who called the cops either.
They would be monumentally stupid to do anything to my house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Did the 5-0 turn up?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

They sure did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:09, Reply)

today I am only destroying tasty curry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

orc curry?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

/fails to come up with pun
where's jeff when you need him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)

praying to the porcelain gods I imagine.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Baws deep in a labradoodle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)

LOL
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Amazing roast chicken ;)
Braised red cabbage with apple and vinegar, creamed leaks and homemade (thrice cooked) chips.

Astounding!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Oh right, I get left out, do I?
Don't worry about me. I'll just sit here and cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Alright b3th
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)

A'right.
At the quiz. How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)

What's yer quiz team name?
We used to be either "James Hunt, racing driver or rhyming slang?", or occasionally "Team Otis", after the guy in "Henry: Portrait of a serial killer".
Haven't done a decently hard pub quiz in about 5 yrs.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Our quiz name is 'Sal and Tony'
On account of how it's me and mr b3th.
It's not a properly hard quiz. We usually win. In fact, I have been known to win when playing on my own.

/masturbationlols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Too easy to be fun.
Prizes?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:38, Reply)

It's definitely fun.
There's a lot of heckling, and we have a good laugh.
Prizes are mostly bragging rights.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

You on course to win?
I'm not bad thanks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Not started yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Good luck with it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Well I'm on a train
After an epic session. Love to Stunned, Lusty and Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

did the hangover hit ever
or did you drink through it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I felt pretty ropey
When I met Monty and Lusty this afternoon, but after a couple I was okay again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:15, Reply)

This is the best way to handle it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

It's the only way.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)

As a reward for being so well behaved last night I'm off out in a sec.
I mean I went out last night and got absolutely smashed but I did myself proud in other areas. I'm gonna get blotto later.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Good work son.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

City Vaults Sundays are hilarious.
The Newcastle contingent on here will know what I mean.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

bored bored bored
so, um, should I go for it and start using a dating site I have to pay for? Is it worth it, or am I doomed forever?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Sign up Captain.
Unless it is really expensive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

well, there's an offer
that's why I'm considering it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)

You could start with putting nudey pics in your profile...
Not that I've looked, or anyting...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)

i think that would just
get the coastguard coming round to put me back in the sea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Joining a dating site
Has crossed my mind recently, so I'll be keen to know how you get on with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Oi
I'm stuck on a train, entertain me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

i asked first

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I'll upload pics of the ropey Sunday night strippers in City Vaults later.
I warn you now it won't be pretty.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Bonus points
If you can get them to do squat thrusts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Latest news
We won the quiz by a mile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Even quiz night
Is predictable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Are you home yet?
Are you sober yet?
Are you glad you're not working tomorrow?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)

No
Yes
yes.

I'll be home in about fifteen minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Bored WITH, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:31, Reply)