Is the correct answer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you forgot + AND IT SMELLS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Of Aldi and jobseekers allowance

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i was going to say
of sweat, shit and desperation. but that's the same thing anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's full of people with grubby paws who never clean their hands after their shite and leave the mess on all the handrails and stuff
it's all one big bacterial experiment worse than anything Porton Down could ever fashion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)

and people who eat hot smelly food
and leave the rancid packets - which would never ever pass "the window test" - on the seats. yes, thank you, i did want that massive grease spot on my designer pearl grey skirt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I don't look back with any fondness at my two year stint of getting the tramp wagon into town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)

i hate it, i really fucking hate it
the district line limping its way through the rush hour, or the piccadilly line thronged with cunts who choose the rush hour to take 10 suitcases on it, can get your whole day off to a bad start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)