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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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It was sushi, Jeff.I am sitting in a beautiful building and my brain isn't working.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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I'm not hungry.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Actually, I think I'll have a gravel sandwich.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Ah, the bread's gone off, so it'll just be gravel then.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Careful, otherwise you'll chip the toilet when it all comes flying out of Your ringpiece. EDITED
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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Do you share a ringpiece with DG?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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I bloody hope not.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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You share a bloody ringpiece with Battered?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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your quentin-style pun below was more revoltinghope this helps x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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Immeasurably.Poor old Berk could've done with some sisterly support from you on Saturday. As it was she had to chaperone the Old Drunken Men off the Internet's biannual get-together.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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yeah i bet you were there cracking your knuckles and taking the safety catch off your 9mmcos your hard innit?
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What sort of women is berk.She didn't even make me a cuppa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Did she make cake?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Nope and she didn't iron a fucking thing.Outrageous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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And Stunned had to empty the ash tray himself.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Bloody hell.She's bringing cake to ours next weekend, however.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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WTF? No rent, no cake! No tea. No fresh shirt for work on Monday. Kids today!
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She did offer us both a go on her kebab.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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i knowshe was texting me. i was a bit worried about her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Sure, I assume you're buying.I'll have a lobster and a bottle of Dom.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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Lentil and bacon soup, houmous and crackers.I am suffering from post good weekend depression today. I can't shake it.
Or the depression LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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Suck it up, man. Where would we be if everyone did exactly what they wanted all of the time?
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water and a peanut "total balance" style barexcept that i ate the peanut bar an hour ago. so, just water then.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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You can take the girl out of the north... etc.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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You having that with your Naan(a)?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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oh man, i done bread once, when i was a young ladkilled this toddler i did, practically got away with it with only a few years inside tho
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No eating, only cigarettes. Port and y-fronts Mondays may make a return though, I need to get past feeling absolutely terrible.
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You were voted 'most like to meet of /OT' on Saturday night.Hope you feel proud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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him? as in that prick who declared ALL OUT WAR on some ttenagers?this board is so wrong, toatl brokan brittain
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If you knew the 'squat thrusts' story you would understand.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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it is totally deserved as well.I am certainly better off for the experience.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Did he push you into a canal?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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Er, no...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Extremely drunken men.Except Stunned. Who drinks shandy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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The Apple won't do you a cider top.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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I'll get in training. Start with Stronbow move on to the Scrumpy Jack and after a few weeks will be on the cloudy cider.
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How long before you reach Old Rosie then?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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Tis rather vicious stuffI once had a couple of pints during an afternoon drinking session, was quite a mistake.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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The landlady of one of my localslimits you to two pints of the stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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It is, rather.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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Driving? In fucking London?There these things, right, you might have heard of them, called buses. And there's a train service that - you'll never believe this one - RUNS UNDERGROUND!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Stunned doesn't use public transport.It's for poor people and cleaners.
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wanderlust, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Of Aldi and jobseekers allowance(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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i was going to sayof sweat, shit and desperation. but that's the same thing anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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It's full of people with grubby paws who never clean their hands after their shite and leave the mess on all the handrails and stuffit's all one big bacterial experiment worse than anything Porton Down could ever fashion
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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and people who eat hot smelly foodand leave the rancid packets - which would never ever pass "the window test" - on the seats. yes, thank you, i did want that massive grease spot on my designer pearl grey skirt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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I don't look back with any fondness at my two year stint of getting the tramp wagon into town(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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i hate it, i really fucking hate itthe district line limping its way through the rush hour, or the piccadilly line thronged with cunts who choose the rush hour to take 10 suitcases on it, can get your whole day off to a bad start.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Where are they rushing to? Their cleaning jobs and the YMCA, that's where.
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Rest assured if he had really been drivingthose dead school trip nippers would be on the second page of the papers today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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I was a bit worried when I dropped Jeff at the station yesterday. But luckily we carved through traffic and red lights and the Filth couldn't keep up.
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I'm very proud, I'm actually smiling. I will definitely have to go and grab some port to celebrate. Just trying to work out whether I can get away with going to Waitrose in my dressing gown.
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Is this a fashion or a shoplifting gag?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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All the posh girls round here knock about with tracksuit bottoms and rollers in their hair. I'm just worried I'll get sectioned if I take it a step further in a dressing gown, longjohns and Fulham ski hat.
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Just say you're on your way to a fancy dress partyand are dressed as Arthur Dent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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maybe we should analyse why you seem to think "fat" is such an insult, quentsi mean, we've worked out your terror of being alone. it's time to move on.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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"fat" is more descritptive than insultingalso, there is nothing good about being fat, it means you're lazy, prone to health problems and a generally useless shit
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i think you're contradicting yourself here old buddy old pal(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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i called her fat, tahts quite a long way from making online threats of violance and gun crime(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
"stupid fat shit" isn't very nice now is it? lacks a certain amount of imagination and savoir faire. Lazy, perhaps.
I thought you were being nicer?
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i'm bloody lovely, especially to swipeshut up you stupid fat shit
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oh man, it was much better when you followed me around all day saying TWAT(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i think you have lost the creativity of your earlier insultsalso i bet if someone did a graph, the recent rapid decline in the number of posters these days would DIRECTLY COINCIDE with joining of quentin. hmmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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it kind of is, thoughbecause sooner or later, it'll be just you.
like when you were a kid at school and everyone ran away from you? that'll be you online, that will. poor quentin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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that would improve this board 100%the endless complaining, the misery the 'oh woe is my problems' the hardmanning, all come to an end? fab
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"improve" is a relative termcan't you reveal yourself to be bert now? that would cheer us all up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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The day shift here isn't as amusing as it was.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=1536498
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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I see what you were trying to say.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Hmm, me being here less during the day coincides with this place being less amusing....Hang on! That must make me THE BEST EVER POSTER.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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i think if more people here spent there time posting or ignoring me instead of having a moan it might not be so bad(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Forgot my soup, so had to get a SubwayNot particularly happy about that, as I was rather looking forward to my soup.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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i fucking love subwayloads of vegetables and jalapenos with spicy south-western dressing.
mmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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The southwest sauce is rather good, I agreeHad BBQ today though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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i don't like bbq sauce, it's too sweet for mei need to cook a spicy hot chili soon, i might be asking you and a few others for recipes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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I spent it shopping for recordsI already own this one, though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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