I'm putting the port down, I'm quite pissed.
I'll also be locking my phone away as I'm a fucking horrendous drunk texter
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You have an evening ahead of you
How will you fill it?

When you say you're "putting the port down" do you mean in your drinks cabinet or in your gut? I heartily recommend the latter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I went out last night and spent sixty quid on treble vodkas and orange.
There is no way I'm going out tonight. I've decided to carry on with the port though, and I'll fill the rest of the evening watching Undeclared.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)